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A joke per day...keeps the doctor away! Version 2005
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Shevani wrote: |
"Daddy",said the little boy "I want to get married."
"Oh!" said his father jokingly."Who do you have in your mind?" "Grandma",said the little boy. "Wait a minute",said his father ."You don't think i'd let you marry my mother do you?" "Why not?" said the little boy."You married mine." |
From: NOV on Wed Sep 28 22:17:35 2005. | [Full View] |
sbadri99 wrote: |
At a tourism center in Thailand
ENGLISH SPOKEN HERE. AMERICAN TOO. |
From: Arthi on Fri Sep 30 0:39:08 2005. | [Full View] |
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From: Querida on Sun Oct 2 14:29:54 2005. | [Full View] |
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur inocence to a child but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best |
From: NOV on Sun Oct 2 20:35:01 2005. | [Full View] |
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From: Arthi on Thu Oct 6 0:06:59 2005. | [Full View] |
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There is no point in being grown up....if you cant be childish sometimes....... |
From: NOV on Thu Oct 6 0:18:08 2005. | [Full View] |
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From: NM on Fri Oct 7 0:11:28 2005. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
Malaysians: S-kew me Malaysians: Where got? Malaysians: Doe-waaaan! Malaysians: Shaddap lah! Malaysians: Die-lah!! Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that????ADOI!!! (jumping to conclusion) Malaysians: like that also doe no how to do!!!! |
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From: Anoushka on Fri Oct 7 13:05:30 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Anoushka on Fri Oct 7 13:08:51 2005. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
Malaysia English vs British English
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah! Malaysians: Where got? Malaysians: Doe-waaaan! Malaysians: like that also doe no how to do!!!! |
From: Deep_Secrets on Sat Oct 8 1:57:46 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shevani on Mon Oct 10 0:20:53 2005. | [Full View] |
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From: a.ratchasi on Mon Oct 10 21:43:08 2005. | [Full View] |
From: NM on Mon Oct 10 21:56:35 2005. | [Full View] |
a.ratchasi wrote: |
WHY AM I MARRIED?
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Woman's Prayer Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death. |
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From: Arthi on Tue Oct 11 9:29:37 2005. | [Full View] |
From: ssanjinika on Tue Oct 11 9:30:32 2005. | [Full View] |
Shevani wrote: |
"Daddy",said the little boy "I want to get married."
"Oh!" said his father jokingly."Who do you have in your mind?" "Grandma",said the little boy. "Wait a minute",said his father ."You don't think i'd let you marry my mother do you?" "Why not?" said the little boy."You married mine." |
From: NM on Tue Oct 11 17:56:25 2005. | [Full View] |
a.ratchasi wrote: |
NM, he must have said something in his sleep. |
From: NOV on Wed Oct 12 0:51:29 2005. | [Full View] |
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From: a.ratchasi on Wed Oct 12 3:08:37 2005. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
Captain Sinclair... |
From: Anoushka on Wed Oct 12 12:06:23 2005. | [Full View] |
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NOV wrote: |
Toilets are like new brides after they are completed. After some time they get a bit spoiled. Even if you do not use them frequently, you need someone to clean them every 25 minutes."
- Malaysian Works Minister Samy Vellu responding to a complaint by an opposition member in parliament. |
From: Badri on Tue Oct 18 23:03:51 2005. | [Full View] |
From: rajraj on Tue Oct 18 23:58:57 2005. | [Full View] |
sbadri99 wrote: |
Whenever I happen to be speaking one of these, and a native speaker hears it, s/he always goes "Oh, you know <whichever language>".
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From: Anoushka on Wed Oct 19 12:46:37 2005. | [Full View] |
sbadri99 wrote: |
Here's one stupid question I've encountered time and again.
I speak about 7 languages, including all the 4 S. Indian. Whenever I happen to be speaking one of these, and a native speaker hears it, s/he always goes "Oh, you know <whichever language>". I have, of late, made it a point to answer them saying, "No, I don't. I just speak itl" |
From: Anoushka on Wed Oct 19 12:53:51 2005. | [Full View] |
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From: Querida on Wed Oct 19 13:13:17 2005. | [Full View] |
a.ratchasi wrote: | ||
NOV, the above fits very well with Q's last post here. The only thing is, there's no one to handover the sign... |
From: Querida on Wed Oct 19 13:25:10 2005. | [Full View] |
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From: Shakthiprabha on Fri Oct 21 6:08:01 2005. | [Full View] |
Querida wrote: |
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes ............(You MUST , MUST, MUST read them out loud ). (no offense is to be taken)
1) That's not right ...................................... Sum Ting Wong 3) Are you harboring a fugitive?.................. Hu Yu Hai Ding 4) See me ASAP....................................... Kum Hia Nao 5) Small Horse ........................................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach? ........................ Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table ................... Ai Bang Mai Ni 8) I think you need a face lift ....................... Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here ............................... Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet .................. Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone ......................... No Pah King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ..Wai Yu Kum Nao 13) Staying out of sight ................................. Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile ................... Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive ................... Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great ..................................................... Su Pah |
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From: NOV on Thu Oct 27 23:58:13 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Arthi on Fri Oct 28 0:27:15 2005. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
Old one, but still good....
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master 9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage. 13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. 15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. 22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. 23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet." 24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY . 28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 31. Software Engineers: One who gets paid for reading such mails......! |
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From: Alan on Mon Nov 7 4:33:37 2005. | [Full View] |
Anoushka wrote: |
I THOUGHT I had finally found a way to convince Susan, my continually harried friend, that she needed to find ways to relax. I invited her to dinner and, while I was busy cooking, she agreed to watch my videotape on stress management and relaxation techniques. Fifteen minutes later, she came into the kitchen and handed me the tape. "It was good," she said, "but I don't need it." "But it's a 70-minute video," I replied. "You couldn't have watched the whole thing." "Yes, I did," Susan assured me. "I put it on fast-forward."
AT THE BEGINNING of the grandparents' class I teach, I ask participants if they would share the very first feelings they had when they learned they were going to be grandparents. Most people say they were happy and excited. During one class, however, an expectant grandmother blurted, "I just hated it! I finally knew for certain that my daughter was having sex." --Contributed to "Life In These United States" by Nedra B. Rodheim AS A REPRESENTATIVE for a Los Angeles electronics firm, my father made countless sales calls. To help receptionists remember his name, he used to prompt, "My name is Grant, like the tomb, and Graham, like the cracker." He discontinued this practice when a receptionist introduced him as "Mr. Tomb Cracker." --Contributed to "All in a Day's Work" by Jan Graham Sanders MY HUSBAND, HERMAN, a representative for a major-appliance company, called on one of his accounts. A couple in the store was interested in a refrigerator and approached him for information. He offered his assistance and pitched the product. Soon after, Herman left and made a stop at another appliance store nearby. In a half-hour, the same husband and wife walked in for comparison shopping. The salespeople were busy, so my husband answered the couple's questions. When he finished, the wife said, "You know, there's a salesman across the street who looks just like you." "That's my twin," Herman quipped. "Well," she replied, "when we're ready to buy, we're coming back to see you. We like you a lot better than your brother." --Contributed to "All In a Day's Work" by Blanche Hoppenstand WE LEAVE HOME early in the morning, so my wife and I trust our teen-age daughters to get themselves dressed and off to school on time. One Saturday, I ran into a woman who asked if I would be getting my daughter Ellen an alarm clock for her birthday. Puzzled, I asked her why she thought Ellen needed one. "Because I'm her homeroom teacher," she answered. Later that morning, I found Ellen in our kitchen, still in pajamas, eating her breakfast. "Guess who I just talked to?" I asked. "Who?" Ellen responded. "Mrs. Morales," I replied. Without missing a spoonful, Ellen looked up at me and said, "Who's she?" --Contributed to "Life In These United States" by Mel Moyer SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT, my hand on my aching back, I stood in line at the post office for what seemed an eternity. "Honey," said a woman behind me, "I had back pain during my pregnancy. I was bedridden for four months because my baby was sitting on a nerve." The man in front of me piped up, "You'd better get used to it now. Once those young 'uns get on your nerves, they can stay there till they're 18." --Contributed to "Life In These United States" by Maria Robarts |
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From: Alan on Wed Nov 9 11:28:50 2005. | [Full View] |
Hyderabadi wrote: |
Nice job
When Bob's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Bob told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm going to top myself." "Don't be stupid, Bob," said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran off and left me too, yet I'm happy." "How?" asked Bob. "Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Bob, what work do you do?" "I clean out septic tanks." Bob replied. |
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From: Arthi on Thu Nov 10 7:21:13 2005. | [Full View] |
hi wrote: |
Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ? Masterji fainted......................... |
From: Surya on Thu Nov 10 7:44:22 2005. | [Full View] |
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Santa Singh MBBS. After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his
own practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!! A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''. Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...---To avoid side effect!!! Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light" |
From: lordstanher on Thu Nov 10 9:00:55 2005. | [Full View] |
sivajayan wrote: |
And if I start to joke about hyderbadies then there will be an unceasing hullabaloo. |
From: Querida on Thu Nov 10 16:49:27 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Surya on Thu Nov 10 22:08:48 2005. | [Full View] |
lordstanher wrote: | ||
Hmm.....really?? Well, lemme hear one then......since I'm an ex-hyderabadi myself! Then we'll see wat happens....... Btw, isn't Hyderabadi actually our old Hindustani Ladka?? |
From: lordstanher on Thu Nov 10 22:26:54 2005. | [Full View] |
Querida wrote: |
Stanher-sama...your jokes are actually scary i'm sure Hyderbadi is not mr. HL ... |
Qureida wrote: |
found this joke for you....of course the significance is totally lost on me...as long as it makes you laff |
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2. You end up buying only a salwar kameez, whether it is a theatre workshop, food mela, consumer expo, designer jewellery show, science show or an automobile convention. |
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14. You label your boss as 'Dimakh Kharab' |
From: lordstanher on Thu Nov 10 22:28:23 2005. | [Full View] |
Surya wrote: |
Also, ou HL doens't know Tamil. H-badi does. |
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From: Alan on Mon Nov 21 5:26:17 2005. | [Full View] |
sbadri99 wrote: | ||
SOME MORE SIGNS In front ot a temple WE ARE IRRESPONSIBLE FOR SLIPPERS LEFT HERE In a party invite WOMEN ARE REQUESTED NOT HAVE CHILDREN HERE At a Forest lodge MEN AND WOMEN CANNOT STAY TOGETHER IN THE SAME ROOM UNLESS THEY ARE EXPRESSLY MARRIED FOR THAT PURPOSE At a tourism center in Thailand ENGLISH SPOKEN HERE. AMERICAN TOO. |
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From: Lambretta on Tue Nov 22 8:54:13 2005. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
Did you know?
Almost Every Indian Girl ' s name in English ends with "I" OR "A" In rare cases, ends with "U" . (Some exception that I can think of is "Kiran".. anything else that u can think of ??) |
From: Lambretta on Tue Nov 22 8:57:37 2005. | [Full View] |
dev wrote: |
How abt Simran, Kushboo... & our PP mam's name(though it's not common)... |
From: Lambretta on Tue Nov 22 9:02:32 2005. | [Full View] |
Alan wrote: |
No one need take any offence, because I'm a Sardar although I don't wear a turban or grow my hair. |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Tue Nov 22 10:20:39 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Tue Nov 22 22:18:26 2005. | [Full View] |
Lambretta wrote: | ||
Oye, Tu Sardar hai??! Satsriakal ji, Ki haal hai?!! As for me, I've grown my hair rather long for the last 3 yrs....altho not having to do w/ ne religious issue......but bcos I dress up like men in the '70s.......! |
From: NOV on Thu Nov 24 22:02:31 2005. | [Full View] |
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From: Sanguine Sridhar on Fri Nov 25 10:31:15 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Fri Nov 25 10:32:33 2005. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the
drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge." "If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $5,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him; "Then you try again...!" |
From: Shakthiprabha on Fri Nov 25 12:29:40 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Fri Nov 25 12:32:41 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Fri Nov 25 13:23:02 2005. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
Hi,
COPY and PASTE the WEBSITE ADDRESS and FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS!!! Look carefully and find the 3 difference between the pictures. A little bit tricky this one... concentrate hard. Put the speakers up too...it's got some nice mellow music to it. http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Fri Nov 25 13:42:27 2005. | [Full View] |
Lambretta wrote: | ||
Sri.......... I shud've known.........!! |
From: Lambretta on Fri Nov 25 14:00:52 2005. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
scared huh? |
From: Shakthiprabha on Fri Nov 25 14:13:46 2005. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
Shakthi
@ Nov illaya? |
From: Shakthiprabha on Fri Nov 25 14:15:09 2005. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: | ||||
scared huh? |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Fri Nov 25 14:20:12 2005. | [Full View] |
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From: NM on Fri Nov 25 16:49:52 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Fri Nov 25 18:06:17 2005. | [Full View] |
NM wrote: |
Early morning-leye enna bayamoorthutteye, Becks!! I was wondering what was so scary abt the 2 pictures and was wondering if there was a 3rd pic or it was just a typo......imagine my shock...kannu, muli ellaam pithingiruchchu!
Anyway, it was fun.....hvv a great w/e. |
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From: NOV on Mon Nov 28 3:02:58 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Mon Nov 28 3:20:23 2005. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
A pastor, was testing the children in Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
Pastor asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" 'NO!" the children answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the answer was, "NO!" By now the Pastor, was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children,and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" he asked them again. Again, they all answered, "NO!" He was just bursting with pride for them. "Well," he continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You got to be dead first!" |
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From: Shakthiprabha on Mon Nov 28 12:15:12 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Mon Nov 28 13:01:47 2005. | [Full View] |
From: NOV on Mon Nov 28 20:20:38 2005. | [Full View] |
From: NOV on Mon Nov 28 20:22:46 2005. | [Full View] |
From: rajraj on Mon Nov 28 20:49:42 2005. | [Full View] |
From: NOV on Mon Nov 28 21:18:38 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Mon Nov 28 22:39:00 2005. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
I have this problem - whenever I make idli's my neighbour would take some and wear them on her hair.
If asked why, she would say, "neenga panna idli poo maadhiri irukku." |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Tue Nov 29 0:19:30 2005. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
I have this problem - whenever I make idli's my neighbour would take some and wear them on her hair.
If asked why, she would say, "neenga panna idli poo maadhiri irukku." |
From: NOV on Tue Nov 29 0:49:12 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Tue Nov 29 3:39:46 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Tue Nov 29 10:09:51 2005. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas.
They hired him because he was so funny.........you gotta love it!!! ******************************** NAME: George Martin SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one that will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely. |
From: tfmlover on Tue Nov 29 22:08:46 2005. | [Full View] |
From: NM on Wed Nov 30 1:10:21 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Wed Nov 30 1:15:56 2005. | [Full View] |
NM wrote: |
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he created woman first, but with three boobs Here's the scenario ...... God: So now that you are here how do you feel about yourself? Eve: Well to be honest I feel alright, however I don't think I need this center boob. God: We can correct that. There now how do you feel? Eve: I feel great! (Looking at her hand...) Woman: Excuse me God? God: Yes Woman: Now what do I do with this usless boob? ***POOF*** Man was created. |
From: NM on Wed Nov 30 1:16:22 2005. | [Full View] |
From: NM on Wed Nov 30 1:21:33 2005. | [Full View] |
From: hi on Wed Nov 30 2:28:39 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Wed Nov 30 4:33:33 2005. | [Full View] |
From: tfmlover on Wed Nov 30 14:14:32 2005. | [Full View] |
From: NM on Wed Nov 30 18:13:31 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Thu Dec 1 1:18:12 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Thu Dec 1 3:17:51 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Thu Dec 1 3:30:19 2005. | [Full View] |
tfmlover wrote: |
online cut n paste :
John and Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by." A few more moments passed. "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike." "The Coopers are having sex." Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know they're having sex?" "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too." |
From: dev on Thu Dec 1 4:01:50 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Fri Dec 2 1:18:02 2005. | [Full View] |
From: tfmlover on Fri Dec 2 1:32:32 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Fri Dec 2 10:35:34 2005. | [Full View] |
From: j.chenkalvarayan on Sat Dec 3 0:32:48 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Sat Dec 3 1:07:47 2005. | [Full View] |
j.chenkalvarayan wrote: |
for all the american dudes
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=JjvzQm4bJ8s |
From: Shakthiprabha on Sat Dec 3 13:21:06 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Querida on Sat Dec 3 19:07:33 2005. | [Full View] |
Lambretta wrote: | ||
Hey cool man!! I esp. like the message tat is spoken at the end......! Btw, surprised tat those ABCD Tams. still speak their language! |
From: Lambretta on Sun Dec 4 0:49:20 2005. | [Full View] |
Quote: |
i also think "cool' dudes were malaysian (petronas supported)...but still yeah good message for ABCD but would they not be still Confused? |
From: bis_mala on Sun Dec 4 3:01:03 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Querida on Sun Dec 4 23:39:20 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Sun Dec 4 23:47:34 2005. | [Full View] |
Querida wrote: |
*answer to digrsn* - no can't really...should use -san respect to ANYONE or -sama (Lord) but did not want to address as lamb-sama, bretta-sama, will compromise with stanher-sama...is ok with you? |
From: Querida on Mon Dec 5 0:04:53 2005. | [Full View] |
Lambretta wrote: |
I guess so....... *digrsn. ended (for the time being!)* |
From: Lambretta on Mon Dec 5 0:21:02 2005. | [Full View] |
Querida wrote: |
*fine, fine your name is your preference lambretta it is. * |
From: Querida on Mon Dec 5 1:39:33 2005. | [Full View] |
From: hi on Tue Dec 6 5:09:22 2005. | [Full View] |
From: scorpio on Tue Dec 6 5:20:59 2005. | [Full View] |
hi wrote: |
SCORPIO (10/23--11/21): "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if they don't deserve it." |
From: dev on Tue Dec 6 6:04:56 2005. | [Full View] |
hi wrote: |
LIBRA (9/23--10/22): "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?" |
From: Lambretta on Tue Dec 6 9:03:40 2005. | [Full View] |
Quote: |
SAGITTARIUS (11/22--12/21): "OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING,ALL-LOVING, ALL-POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES--- HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!!" |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Tue Dec 6 13:18:35 2005. | [Full View] |
hi wrote: |
TAURUS (4/20-5/20): "God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."
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From: Querida on Tue Dec 6 20:54:43 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shekhar on Wed Dec 7 0:34:52 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Querida on Wed Dec 7 1:07:24 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Wed Dec 7 13:58:43 2005. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
Dad : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : I want to choose my own bride. Dad : But the girl is Ambani's daughter. Son : Well, in that case......yes. Next, the dad approaches Mukesh Ambani Dad : I have a husband for your daughter. Ambani : But my daughter is too young to marry. Dad : But this young man is a vice- President of the World Bank. Ambani : Ah, in that case.....yes. Finally, the dad goes to see the president of the World Bank. Dad : I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. President : But I already have more vice-presidents than I need. Dad : But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law. President : Ah, in that case.......yes. Now, this is concept selling!! |
From: Alan on Wed Dec 7 14:03:11 2005. | [Full View] |
From: NM on Wed Dec 7 19:47:34 2005. | [Full View] |
hi wrote: |
LEO (7/23--8/22): "Hi Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!"
|
hi wrote: |
SAGITTARIUS (11/22--12/21): "OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING,ALL-LOVING, ALL-POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES--- HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!!" |
hi wrote: |
CAPRICORN (12/22--1/19): "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway." |
From: Arthi on Thu Dec 8 9:06:19 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Thu Dec 8 13:14:12 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Sat Dec 10 9:05:19 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Sat Dec 10 11:12:10 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Sat Dec 10 11:43:55 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Sat Dec 10 11:51:38 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Tue Dec 13 4:35:46 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Tue Dec 13 4:41:27 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Tue Dec 13 6:50:29 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Tue Dec 13 8:09:19 2005. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
VAAZHKAI THATHUVAM
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From: Shakthiprabha on Tue Dec 13 8:10:10 2005. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
SLIP OF TONGUE
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - -silence - - HUSBAND: "oh no |
From: Alien on Tue Dec 13 8:19:21 2005. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
Last but not least
aambilaiku adipatta thookitu poga ambulance irukku... aana pombalaiku adipatta thookitu poga pombulance irukka? |
From: Shakthiprabha on Tue Dec 13 8:33:07 2005. | [Full View] |
vasanth_luv wrote: | ||
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From: Arthi on Tue Dec 13 8:38:12 2005. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
SLIP OF TONGUE
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - -silence - - HUSBAND: "oh no |
From: Lambretta on Tue Dec 13 8:38:43 2005. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
btw, its technically wrong.
aambalai (we all know its pronunciation) ambulance ('A' here is pronounced like how its in "acid"... not like how its in "autumn") Everybody knows that. So the joke stands INVALID. |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Tue Dec 13 8:38:47 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Tue Dec 13 8:43:21 2005. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
Kichadi mam....
In tamizh ppl wont prononuce as Ambulance....but collq tamizh its Ambalance....so no tech fault..... |
From: Shakthiprabha on Tue Dec 13 10:04:47 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Tue Dec 13 13:15:53 2005. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
lambretta
We had a geography maam, who used to pronounce ITALY as itly...(which was right ofcourse). We were too young to grasp the right pronunciation, instead, we were enjoying her calling italy as itly(idly) and would ask under our breath,... "what about chutney maam" |
From: NOV on Wed Dec 14 4:25:38 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Wed Dec 14 5:28:40 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Querida on Wed Dec 14 17:23:54 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Thu Dec 15 2:06:38 2005. | [Full View] |
Querida wrote: |
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair. |
Quote: |
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Thu Dec 15 2:36:16 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Scale on Thu Dec 15 4:21:01 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Thu Dec 15 5:27:01 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Thu Dec 15 6:03:31 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Thu Dec 15 7:35:04 2005. | [Full View] |
Scale wrote: |
Gorgeous stills of "SPICE GIRLS"
http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cnv0000396jh.jpg |
From: Scale on Thu Dec 15 10:24:06 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Thu Dec 15 10:43:39 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Thu Dec 15 11:08:54 2005. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friend encouraged me.
And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door! I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car!!! My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in the car... " |
From: vetrivendan on Thu Dec 15 11:10:29 2005. | [Full View] |
From: vetrivendan on Thu Dec 15 11:12:13 2005. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friend encouraged me.
And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door! I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car!!! My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in the car... " |
From: malligai on Thu Dec 15 12:15:12 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Thu Dec 15 13:01:08 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Avenger on Thu Dec 15 13:10:56 2005. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: | ||||
Tried as much but I could not understnd ur second(winking problem) joke though |
From: Shakthiprabha on Thu Dec 15 13:32:34 2005. | [Full View] |
Avenger wrote: |
Chinna payan yenakkey puriyudhu,Ungalukku puriyalayaa!
|
From: Querida on Thu Dec 15 18:27:55 2005. | [Full View] |
From: NOV on Fri Dec 16 3:29:19 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Fri Dec 16 9:00:13 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Scale on Sun Dec 18 11:55:48 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Scale on Sun Dec 18 12:04:59 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Mon Dec 19 12:25:42 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Mon Dec 19 15:21:12 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Justice on Mon Dec 19 21:56:35 2005. | [Full View] |
From: hi on Mon Dec 19 22:47:37 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Scale on Tue Dec 20 0:57:10 2005. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
@ alan. (THats for the nice joke)
(Thats because I am a salman fan) Scale, Arvind swamy poor guy has gone thro terrible transformation. But tht does not authorise u to post it in joke thread as a JOKE (I was/am(??) arvindswamy's fan.......... goshhhhhhhh sad I feel) |
From: malsi on Tue Dec 20 1:46:39 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Scale on Tue Dec 20 1:58:32 2005. | [Full View] |
justice wrote: |
jokes? |
From: malsi on Tue Dec 20 2:16:28 2005. | [Full View] |
From: hi on Tue Dec 20 2:49:57 2005. | [Full View] |
From: malsi on Tue Dec 20 4:39:51 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Tue Dec 20 10:20:13 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Tue Dec 20 11:09:41 2005. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
@ alan. (THats for the nice joke)
(Thats because I am a salman fan) Scale, Arvind swamy poor guy has gone thro terrible transformation. But tht does not authorise u to post it in joke thread as a JOKE (I was/am(??) arvindswamy's fan.......... goshhhhhhhh sad I feel) |
From: Alan on Tue Dec 20 11:14:09 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Tue Dec 20 12:05:20 2005. | [Full View] |
From: malsi on Tue Dec 20 21:42:22 2005. | [Full View] |
From: a.ratchasi on Wed Dec 21 5:53:19 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sandeep on Wed Dec 21 6:00:33 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Wed Dec 21 6:08:53 2005. | [Full View] |
a.ratchasi wrote: |
What is the difference between Love marriage & Arranged marriage?
First one is Tharkolai..and the next one is Thittamitta kolai |
Quote: |
Man: Doctor en wifekku peyi pudichirukku..
Doctor: eppadi sollureenga??? Man: munnadi kalakalannu sirichava ippo lakalakalakanu sirikkira..! |
From: Shakthiprabha on Wed Dec 21 6:25:58 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Wed Dec 21 8:51:17 2005. | [Full View] |
Sandeep wrote: |
This is from an actually SSLC answer paper published in Malayala Manorama news paper years back.
Question : Describe the assasination of Ghandhiji in 2 sentences Answer : Bang Bang. Ram Ram. |
From: a.ratchasi on Wed Dec 21 21:08:29 2005. | [Full View] |
From: hi on Wed Dec 21 21:53:03 2005. | [Full View] |
From: malsi on Wed Dec 21 22:04:29 2005. | [Full View] |
From: malsi on Thu Dec 22 5:58:11 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Thu Dec 22 12:08:02 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Sat Dec 24 14:00:44 2005. | [Full View] |
From: malsi on Sun Dec 25 0:22:04 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Sun Dec 25 2:36:56 2005. | [Full View] |
From: nilavupriyan on Sun Dec 25 2:49:20 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Sun Dec 25 4:21:33 2005. | [Full View] |
a.ratchasi wrote: |
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before I'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You
better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy! |
From: Alan on Sun Dec 25 4:23:09 2005. | [Full View] |
nilavupriyan wrote: |
sorry if this joke hurts anyone!
small boy: "paati kadha sollu paati" paati : "oru oorula oru saamiyar irundharam...." small boy : "sex kadhaiyellam veandam paati..vera nalla kadhaiya sollu" |
From: Alan on Sun Dec 25 4:25:16 2005. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
"AAM KA JUICE HAI KYA??? (Do u have MANGO-JUICE?) |
From: malsi on Sun Dec 25 4:42:57 2005. | [Full View] |
From: malsi on Sun Dec 25 4:43:33 2005. | [Full View] |
From: malsi on Sun Dec 25 4:45:14 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Sun Dec 25 10:20:09 2005. | [Full View] |
Alan wrote: |
I didn't understand a thing. Can someone translate this for me? |
From: Shakthiprabha on Sun Dec 25 13:12:50 2005. | [Full View] |
From: malsi on Mon Dec 26 5:45:11 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Mon Dec 26 8:14:51 2005. | [Full View] |
From: malsi on Mon Dec 26 10:54:13 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sundar12345 on Mon Dec 26 11:52:40 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sundar12345 on Mon Dec 26 11:53:11 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sundar12345 on Mon Dec 26 11:54:03 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sundar12345 on Mon Dec 26 11:54:58 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Sundar12345 on Mon Dec 26 11:55:29 2005. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Mon Dec 26 12:22:20 2005. | [Full View] |
Lambretta wrote: | ||
Small boy: "Grandma tell me a story" Grandma: "Once in a town/city there lived a Swamiji....." Small boy: "I don't want sex stories grandma......tell me sum proper story" |
From: Alan on Mon Dec 26 12:25:06 2005. | [Full View] |
Sundar12345 wrote: |
The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, "How do you determine if a patient is cured."
The psychologist explains: "We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub." "I see," says the health minister, "the cured person would choose the cup because it`s bigger, and would empty the tub faster." "Actually no," replies the psychologist, "a normal person would simply pull the plug." |
From: Alan on Mon Dec 26 12:28:47 2005. | [Full View] |
Sundar12345 wrote: |
While making rounds, a doctor shows an X ray to a group of interns.
"As you can see," she says, "the patient limps be-cause his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what would you do in a case like this?" "Well," ponders the intern, "I suppose I`d limp too." |
From: Lambretta on Mon Dec 26 12:30:06 2005. | [Full View] |
Alan wrote: |
Thanks Lamby. Thou art a true friend! |
From: Shakthiprabha on Mon Dec 26 13:09:16 2005. | [Full View] |
Alan wrote: |
Hmmm...........Sorry Shakthi Mam. Well as you said, explaining a joke spoils the fun of it. I wish I hadn't said that.
Thanks malsi for the trouble. |
From: Shakthiprabha on Mon Dec 26 13:17:04 2005. | [Full View] |
Sundar12345 wrote: |
So, Little Johnny picked up his books and left the room. A few moments later, he flung open the door with a clatter and stomped back into the room with a lit cigarette dangling from his mouth.
He slammed the door behind him, put his cigarette out on the floor, and said, "So, Honey, didn't expect *me*, did you?" |
From: Alan on Mon Dec 26 13:20:11 2005. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: | ||
I suppose I should learn to keep my mouth shut(which I never seem to) Sorry bout that. |
From: malsi on Mon Dec 26 21:14:01 2005. | [Full View] |
From: phil on Mon Jan 2 15:30:33 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Tue Jan 3 2:09:29 2006. | [Full View] |
malsi wrote: |
so is it my fault ?? |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Thu Jan 5 12:50:34 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Querida on Thu Jan 5 17:08:45 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Fri Jan 6 12:32:49 2006. | [Full View] |
From: malsi on Fri Jan 6 23:05:10 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Sat Jan 7 6:21:53 2006. | [Full View] |
From: malsi on Sat Jan 7 10:41:52 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Sat Jan 7 13:09:27 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Sat Jan 7 13:10:59 2006. | [Full View] |
From: malsi on Sat Jan 7 23:18:06 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Prabhu Ram on Sun Jan 8 0:08:09 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Sun Jan 8 1:06:02 2006. | [Full View] |
malsi wrote: |
Reporter interviewing a 104 year old woman. " what is the best thing about being 104?"
She replied " No peer pressure." |
From: malsi on Sun Jan 8 2:16:43 2006. | [Full View] |
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Prabhu Ram wrote: |
Giving sad news to a troop...... |
From: Alan on Sun Jan 8 4:45:31 2006. | [Full View] |
Lambretta wrote: | ||
Aaah......idhu super! |
From: dev on Sun Jan 8 5:31:23 2006. | [Full View] |
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Alan wrote: | ||||
I agree with Lamby! LOL! |
From: Lambretta on Sun Jan 8 7:20:22 2006. | [Full View] |
dev wrote: |
Alan,
the doc jokes were too good... |
From: Alan on Sun Jan 8 12:40:11 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Sun Jan 8 12:45:33 2006. | [Full View] |
Alan wrote: |
And the only sentence in Telugu i know is : "Naku Teliyathu"!!! |
From: Alan on Mon Jan 9 3:01:11 2006. | [Full View] |
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Shakthiprabha wrote: |
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davie wrote: |
4. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."* |
From: Arthi on Wed Jan 11 0:07:44 2006. | [Full View] |
davie wrote: |
4. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."* |
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Beckham wrote: |
Some more Vaazhkai thathuvamss
1. Paaku marathula paaku irukum, Theaku marathula thaeku irukum, Aana pana marathula panam irukaadhu..!!!!! 2. Saturday to Sunday-> oru naal, Aana Sunday to Saturday ->??!!!!!!!!! 3. Cycle la poana cycling, Train la poana training-a? 4. Puli padhunguvadhu paai vadharkey… Full meals sappiduvadhu saai vadharkey..!!!!!! 5. enna than nerupu koliya irundalum...avicha mutaya podadhu.... idhu than ulagam!!! 6. Ennadhan aeroplane mela parandhaalum... Petrol poda keelathaan varanum. 7. mechanical engineer mechanic aagalam aana software engineer software aaga mudiyadhu...... 8. kosu kadicha tortoise aethivakkalam aana tortoise kadicha kosu aethivakka mudiyumaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9. tea cupla tea irukkalam....ana....worldcupla world irukka mudiyathu..... 10. Evvaloo kaasu kuduthu planela poolaanum, Jannala tharanthu vedikkaa paakka mudiyaathu Beckham, as a punishment for posting in Tamil, you have got to translate this for us, poor non-Tamilians. Umm.....QUICK! |
From: Alan on Thu Jan 12 2:06:48 2006. | [Full View] |
Arthi wrote: |
Anna this is my share
Ulagam theriyaama valandhaa avan vheguly Cricket theriyaama valandhaa avan Ganguly.... Aambalaikku adi pattaa Ambulance varum, aanaa Pombalaikku adi pattaa Pombalance varumaaa ??????? Forward pannii Tension aakkaa mudiyum, aanaa Tension panni Forward aakkaa mudiyumaaa ????? arisi kotina vaera arisi vangalam pal kotina vaera p al vangalam aaana thael kotina vaera thael vanga mudiyadhu…. Vaayala "naai" nu Solla mudiyum aaana... Naayaala "Vaai" nu solla mudiyuma ??? Paalil irunthu paalkova panalam aaana…………. Rasathil irundhu rasagulla pana mudiuma…?? Railway station la police station irukkum aaana Police station la railway station irukkathu …. Meen "thanni"la irukkarathu naala.. Arrest panna mudiyumaa? Enna dhan meenukku neendha terinchalum Adhala Meen kulambula neendha mudiyathu. Quarter Adichittu Kuppura padukkalaam! Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu…!! Naai Vaalai Aattalaam! Aana Vaal Naaya aatta mudiyathu!! Trainkku ticket vaangi platformla ukkaaralaam! Aana platformku ticket vangi trainla ukkara mudiyathu!! Kaakka ennadhaan karuppa irundhaalum adhu podara muttai vellai! Muttai ennadhaan vellaiya irundhaalum adhukulla irukka kaakka karuppudhaan!! Nee evalo periya dancer aa irundhaalum Un saavukku unnaala aada mudiyuma??? |
From: nms on Thu Jan 12 7:47:48 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Thu Jan 12 8:04:07 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Thu Jan 12 8:52:31 2006. | [Full View] |
Alan wrote: |
hmmmm........???
*scratches head* Can you explain why you drag passports & visas into this, nms? |
From: nms on Thu Jan 12 8:54:40 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Thu Jan 12 9:04:11 2006. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
If we ride in Cycle then it is cycling
So if u ride a train then it is Training? |
From: Shakthiprabha on Thu Jan 12 9:34:47 2006. | [Full View] |
From: malsi on Thu Jan 12 10:08:09 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Thu Jan 12 10:18:27 2006. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
Then we can also point out......
we cant RIDE a train. we can only travel |
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Mechanical engineer can become a mechanic
but.. can a software engineer become a software? |
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Tea cup has tea in it..but..does a world cup have world in it? |
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They are all suppose to be called KADI-JOKES in tamizhnadu... known for its funny punch dialgoues which makes ppl laugh (sometimes cry ) |
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From: Lambretta on Thu Jan 12 11:20:06 2006. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
Disgusting Embarrassing
Sorry for my mistake.I scored 92% in English during my +2 ... Thank God paper thiruthunavan idha paakala . Anyways i dont have time to type in proper english.To be fair i wont even read my post before clicking the Submit button! Hope my english is not too horrible.If it is too horrible..Pardon me, this is Sridhar.. |
From: Alan on Thu Jan 12 12:00:17 2006. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
Then we can also point out...... |
From: Shakthiprabha on Thu Jan 12 13:41:25 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: NOV on Thu Jan 12 23:26:02 2006. | [Full View] |
From: hi on Thu Jan 12 23:27:49 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
Hi, the hero/heroine episode is from Ferrari (TFMpage poster)'s blog. Please provide link, if you took it from there.
go here for more: http://prabhukrish.net/ |
From: nms on Sat Jan 14 9:00:43 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Sun Jan 15 1:34:51 2006. | [Full View] |
From: nms on Sun Jan 15 10:19:41 2006. | [Full View] |
Lambretta wrote: |
All about Heights.......
3. What is height of Active laziness? Asking for a lift to the house while on a morning walk. 8. What is height of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. 10. What is height of Dehydration? A cow giving milk powder. |
From: Alan on Sun Jan 15 12:23:54 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Sun Jan 15 12:55:56 2006. | [Full View] |
Alan wrote: |
Great ones, Lamby! |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Mon Jan 16 4:41:50 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Lambretta on Fri Jan 20 8:48:51 2006. | [Full View] |
Alan wrote: |
I've seen this one before yet its a laughable read, hi! |
From: Alan on Fri Jan 20 11:42:19 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Lambretta on Sat Jan 21 11:17:16 2006. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
From: Alan on Sun Jan 22 0:50:17 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Mon Jan 23 10:27:41 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Mon Jan 23 12:31:17 2006. | [Full View] |
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3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896 |
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4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan |
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7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality +
ownproduction company = Kajol |
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10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan |
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11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan |
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12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda |
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13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan |
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16. 1 engagement + 2 weddings + 3 wedding songs + 400 relatives + 1 house
bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya film |
From: RC on Mon Jan 23 14:13:07 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Alan on Tue Jan 24 5:13:27 2006. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: | ||
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From: NOV on Wed Jan 25 2:58:49 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Lambretta on Wed Jan 25 3:07:50 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
Teacher:................now What r the people of Germany
called? Student: Germs? |
From: NOV on Wed Jan 25 3:09:13 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: dev on Thu Jan 26 0:39:09 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. |
From: Alan on Thu Jan 26 1:21:08 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
Seeing everyone with mobile phones, a country man decided to buy one wach for his wife and him. One day, while out farming, he received a SMS from his wife, saying she was pregnant.
He sent her a reply. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he promptly fainted. The report said, "DELIVERED". |
From: Alan on Thu Jan 26 1:31:31 2006. | [Full View] |
Lambretta wrote: | ||
This happens to remind me of one time in school when I'd taken a pen tat was made in Germany & one boy in my class teased me; went on telling me "Hey Germ-many, ur body has many germs"...... |
From: pooja.shankar on Thu Jan 26 6:07:25 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Alan on Mon Jan 30 0:11:30 2006. | [Full View] |
hi wrote: |
Dodging God
....A child had written a note: 'Take all you want; God is watching the apples.' |
From: Alan on Mon Jan 30 0:12:06 2006. | [Full View] |
pooja.shankar wrote: |
ENGLISH KNOWLEDGE.......
.....another person : as my husband is sick and he is my only husband in the house i have to stay back to nurse. him ..please grant me leave .... |
From: NOV on Sat Feb 4 22:56:49 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Sun Feb 5 4:31:10 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their
passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long. "Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters." |
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From: terminator on Mon Feb 6 8:31:31 2006. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
Drinker's matrimonial AD
Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar Color no bar height no bar caste no bar but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS |
From: Lambretta on Mon Feb 6 9:18:57 2006. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
Drinker's matrimonial AD
Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar Color no bar height no bar caste no bar but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS |
From: Lambretta on Mon Feb 6 9:21:13 2006. | [Full View] |
terminator wrote: | ||
Maapillai paeru Napoleana illai John Eckshawa? |
From: Querida on Tue Feb 7 15:32:00 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: pavalamani pragasam on Wed Feb 8 3:11:57 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: pavalamani pragasam on Wed Feb 8 3:20:00 2006. | [Full View] |
From: NOV on Wed Feb 8 3:32:03 2006. | [Full View] |
pavalamani pragasam wrote: |
Read this joke somewhere! |
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From: Alan on Fri Feb 10 12:08:22 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Fri Feb 10 12:10:09 2006. | [Full View] |
Lambretta wrote: |
Hmm.....nice list of filmi bloopers, Alan!
This trend has been going on right from yesteryears' films..... May I add a couple more I jus rem'd: I recently saw the movie "Doli" (1969), in which Rajesh Khanna initially drives an old '50s Lambretta, which is metallic navy blue (looks like this: http://www.lambretta.it/foto/lam150_57.jpg But in another scene, followed by a song, he happens to be riding a '60s one (similar to the one in my avtaar but green in colour!) And again in the last scene where Rajesh chases the villain (Prem Chopra), he's back on his older navy blue lambretta! So the qsn. is: did he happen to own 2 scooters in the movie? And then if u notice in Golmaal: At the end of the movie, Amol Palekar escapes w/ Bindiya Goswami from her angry father (Utpal Dutt) by driving away in a blue Herald car......Utpal chases them in an Ambasador.......the Herald initially appears to hav both the tail-lights missing! However, after the chase scenes, when the same car is shown again, it has both the tail-lights intact (altho broken)! Qsn: Who cud've managed to climb (or jump) onto the car while it was running throughout the chase & fitted the tail-lamps on? Or did they jus appear magically; was the car an enchanted one as in Harry Potter? |
From: Lambretta on Fri Feb 10 13:19:50 2006. | [Full View] |
Surya wrote: |
NOV...Don't ban me for this joke alright? It's really not that bad...
I'm sitting in Psych the other day, and this fat kid called Spencer claims that he knows a good joke that he read.... here goes...(Clears Throte *How the hell do u spell that? *) |
From: Lambretta on Fri Feb 10 13:21:33 2006. | [Full View] |
Alan wrote: |
Lol! Did you notice these because they were 60's & 70's movies? Lol! |
From: Shakthiprabha on Sat Feb 11 14:20:52 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: dev on Mon Feb 13 4:24:42 2006. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
A DIFFERENT PROPOSAL |
From: Shakthiprabha on Mon Feb 13 5:48:57 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Lambretta on Mon Feb 13 9:44:17 2006. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
(This one is lil gross )
Once a sardarji was writing examination. Suddenly after 1.5 hours, he got up, removed his shirt, trousers and resumed writing. When asked why, he pointed at his question paper. It was written.... "Write in brief" |
From: malsi on Mon Feb 13 10:24:46 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Mon Feb 13 11:07:24 2006. | [Full View] |
malsi wrote: |
who is that?.. |
From: RP on Mon Feb 13 12:41:28 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Alan on Tue Feb 14 8:56:12 2006. | [Full View] |
Lambretta wrote: | ||
Good one! But did u happen to forget we hav a Sardarji among us?! |
From: Lambretta on Tue Feb 14 9:26:54 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Alan on Tue Feb 14 22:51:09 2006. | [Full View] |
Lambretta wrote: |
Alan, SP:
Even I was kidding abt it all......not pointin finger at SP or nething! So peace! |
From: Lambretta on Wed Feb 15 0:03:49 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Alan on Wed Feb 15 15:06:15 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!" |
From: a.ratchasi on Wed Feb 15 22:51:49 2006. | [Full View] |
From: NOV on Wed Feb 15 22:57:53 2006. | [Full View] |
A Troubled User wrote: |
Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the Please help! Thanks, "A Troubled User" |
From: NOV on Wed Feb 15 22:58:58 2006. | [Full View] |
Tech Support wrote: |
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) . I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0 WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support |
From: Shekhar on Thu Feb 16 0:29:01 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Thu Feb 16 0:47:44 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Thu Feb 16 1:37:38 2006. | [Full View] |
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Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0 |
From: ts on Thu Feb 16 7:32:35 2006. | [Full View] |
Shekhar wrote: |
Dear Tech Support,
Is is possible to create a separate partition in the hard drive and install an other independent software extraNice 1.0? |
Lambretta wrote: |
I'm told by many other users tat the recommended software Sarees 2.1 (& I think even Jewellry 5.0 altho not sure) is considered outdated & unacceptable for the latest/current version of Wife 1.0? Wat newer type of software wud u recommend for Wife 1.0? Plse. let me know. |
From: Lambretta on Thu Feb 16 8:58:16 2006. | [Full View] |
From: ts on Thu Feb 16 9:15:46 2006. | [Full View] |
Lambretta wrote: |
Dear tech support,
Thank u for ur prompt reply to my query. Incidentally, from today's paper I've come to know tat the latest software Silk(TM) Sarees 3.0 and Fancy-Name-A-Day Sarees 3.5 for 'systems' running w/ Wife 1.0 r available even at CMR shopping mall & Chandana Bros. at Vizag. I believe due to heavy demand the download time may be longer than expected tho! |
From: sv on Thu Feb 16 18:19:01 2006. | [Full View] |
From: yosh on Thu Feb 16 22:48:53 2006. | [Full View] |
From: selvakumar on Fri Feb 17 5:14:54 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Alan on Sat Feb 18 22:41:13 2006. | [Full View] |
From: NOV on Sat Feb 18 23:53:09 2006. | [Full View] |
Querida wrote: |
that was really good selvakumar...as for Lambretta, Shekhar, NOV-san, TS |
From: NOV on Sun Feb 19 0:00:36 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Lambretta on Sun Feb 19 0:51:19 2006. | [Full View] |
Querida wrote: |
as for Lambretta, Shekhar, NOV-san, TS |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Sun Feb 19 4:30:13 2006. | [Full View] |
Lambretta wrote: |
Btw, Beckham, how come 'naina' is used here in Tamil??
Tats actually Telugu for father! (altho said by the Telangana speaking teluguites, the 'proper' word is Naanna.) This is the 1st time I see this word being used in Tamil! |
From: Alan on Sun Feb 19 7:59:57 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
With the introduction of Viagra to fix a perennial male problem, a famous pharmaceutical company is working to redress the balance.
MIRRORCILLIN - A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once. STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend. COSMOPOLIRA - Doubles female intelligence to almost simian levels, allowing 'facts' in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed. LOGICON - Trials showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non relevant postulates such as 'you don't love me anymore'. PARKATRON - 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes. MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet been found. WARDROBIA - Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% stayed within their credit limit. BEERINTULIN - Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports. |
From: Lambretta on Sun Feb 19 10:36:31 2006. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
Naina is the typical way of calling dad in Madras Baasha.It is mostly used by Northern Chennai citizens |
From: NOV on Mon Feb 20 0:20:04 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Mon Feb 20 0:30:42 2006. | [Full View] |
From: terminator on Mon Feb 20 1:45:49 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
LAW OF QUEUES: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. |
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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. |
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LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! |
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THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. |
From: selvakumar on Mon Feb 20 8:19:19 2006. | [Full View] |
From: ts on Mon Feb 20 12:18:16 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Shekhar on Sat Feb 25 0:36:34 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: RP on Sat Feb 25 9:55:09 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Sat Feb 25 10:14:25 2006. | [Full View] |
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• When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really |
From: Querida on Sat Feb 25 15:24:56 2006. | [Full View] |
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Enoch stops in the doorway one last time and says... "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the 2 of us there." |
From: RP on Sun Feb 26 2:12:01 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Sun Feb 26 4:59:03 2006. | [Full View] |
From: RP on Sun Feb 26 10:02:54 2006. | [Full View] |
Alan wrote: |
good one, RP! |
From: NOV on Sun Feb 26 22:46:22 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Alan on Mon Feb 27 2:34:21 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Mon Feb 27 6:02:47 2006. | [Full View] |
dev wrote: |
...Good one, Nov... |
From: Lambretta on Mon Feb 27 6:06:58 2006. | [Full View] |
Beckham wrote: |
Check it out...
http://alterfin.com/dominique/index2.html |
From: NOV on Tue Feb 28 8:53:07 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Tue Feb 28 9:02:08 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: yosh on Thu Mar 2 22:11:16 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: yosh on Fri Mar 3 3:59:31 2006. | [Full View] |
From: NOV on Fri Mar 3 4:37:56 2006. | [Full View] |
From: pooja.shankar on Fri Mar 3 5:04:39 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's lingerie. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion. Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . .... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! . |
From: Alan on Sat Mar 4 0:40:26 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Querida on Sun Mar 5 17:41:11 2006. | [Full View] |
From: NOV on Mon Mar 6 3:00:30 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Shekhar on Mon Mar 6 5:46:52 2006. | [Full View] |
Querida wrote: |
shekhar are you sure you couldn't write out your adolescent confessions..you're really good at making us laugh already |
From: Querida on Mon Mar 6 14:04:44 2006. | [Full View] |
From: NOV on Mon Mar 6 23:45:18 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Shekhar on Tue Mar 7 0:12:33 2006. | [Full View] |
From: NOV on Tue Mar 7 0:18:28 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: NOV on Tue Mar 7 0:22:10 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Querida on Tue Mar 7 0:36:33 2006. | [Full View] |
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causing him to become very nervous about what she might say next, especially if it involves a horse. |
From: swathy on Tue Mar 7 5:39:36 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Shakthiprabha on Tue Mar 7 6:14:20 2006. | [Full View] |
swathy wrote: |
These are Girls ads taken from shaadi.com... [/b] These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! 1.Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome t o my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Sowmya ~*~ >> (Working in all fields??? |
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7. My husband should be as 'Shiva ' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......
>>Dare to comment |
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8. i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
>> (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...) |
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.whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would bde called the man of the lamp
>> (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl >> wants) |
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11. i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
>> (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome") |
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15.my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
>> >> (height of desperation! J ) |
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18.I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
>> (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits) |
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21.i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME
ONLY. >> (Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?) |
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23.i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure. because boy is the maharaja.
>> (Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?) |
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24.ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.
>>U can comment, I had enough fun |
From: dev on Tue Mar 7 7:34:15 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Arthi on Tue Mar 7 8:56:55 2006. | [Full View] |
swathy wrote: |
Marriage Proposals from girls !!
These are Girls ads taken from shaadi.com... .... |
From: pavalamani pragasam on Tue Mar 7 9:00:50 2006. | [Full View] |
From: swathy on Tue Mar 7 9:10:12 2006. | [Full View] |
pavalamani pragasam wrote: |
Most definitely the most entertaining, most interesting threadin the Hub! |
From: malsi on Tue Mar 7 11:35:35 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Badri on Tue Mar 7 19:07:22 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Braandan on Tue Mar 7 19:35:50 2006. | [Full View] |
From: NOV on Tue Mar 7 21:30:53 2006. | [Full View] |
From: pavalamani pragasam on Tue Mar 7 22:39:57 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Querida on Tue Mar 7 23:42:53 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: pavalamani pragasam on Wed Mar 8 0:07:35 2006. | [Full View] |
From: kb on Wed Mar 8 0:26:31 2006. | [Full View] |
swathy wrote: |
Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea frank he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.
but iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good girl. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye. >> >> (uttama purishinin) |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Wed Mar 8 0:56:40 2006. | [Full View] |
From: pavalamani pragasam on Wed Mar 8 3:01:23 2006. | [Full View] |
From: RP on Wed Mar 8 5:27:07 2006. | [Full View] |
From: ssanjinika on Wed Mar 8 10:15:19 2006. | [Full View] |
From: RP on Wed Mar 8 10:36:44 2006. | [Full View] |
ssanjinika wrote: |
REad that joke..but the players were Bill Gates,George Bush and The world bank president. |
From: Alan on Wed Mar 8 23:50:49 2006. | [Full View] |
Querida wrote: |
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? |
From: Arthi on Thu Mar 9 1:18:31 2006. | [Full View] |
From: pavalamani pragasam on Thu Mar 9 1:26:25 2006. | [Full View] |
From: NOV on Thu Mar 9 2:01:19 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Arthi on Thu Mar 9 2:03:12 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
mostly puriyala |
From: NOV on Thu Mar 9 2:07:06 2006. | [Full View] |
Arthi wrote: |
Ask ur kid NOV |
From: dev on Thu Mar 9 3:21:22 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: | ||
avanukku hindhi puryumaa? |
From: Arthi on Thu Mar 9 3:38:59 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: | ||
avanukku hindhi puryumaa? |
From: terminator on Thu Mar 9 4:03:18 2006. | [Full View] |
From: RP on Thu Mar 9 12:22:35 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: NOV on Thu Mar 9 21:49:44 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: NOV on Thu Mar 9 22:05:48 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Badri on Thu Mar 9 22:27:07 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
I was once asked if I believe in clubs for women.
I said yes, but only if all other forms of persuasion fails. |
From: pavalamani pragasam on Thu Mar 9 22:44:45 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Prabhu Ram on Thu Mar 9 22:45:54 2006. | [Full View] |
sbadri99 wrote: |
19. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him. |
From: Querida on Thu Mar 9 23:36:57 2006. | [Full View] |
From: terminator on Fri Mar 10 1:49:13 2006. | [Full View] |
From: pavalamani pragasam on Fri Mar 10 1:55:24 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Prabhu Ram on Fri Mar 10 15:18:45 2006. | [Full View] |
Querida wrote: |
Prabhu Ram who is your avatar? |
From: Querida on Sat Mar 11 1:36:38 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Sat Mar 11 1:44:02 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Querida on Sat Mar 11 13:02:37 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Sat Mar 11 13:47:10 2006. | [Full View] |
Querida wrote: |
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks............... |
From: pavalamani pragasam on Sun Mar 12 3:21:24 2006. | [Full View] |
From: RP on Sun Mar 12 7:16:41 2006. | [Full View] |
Querida wrote: |
A man comes home from a night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife snaps at him, "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?" The man replies, "I'm sorry honey. I ran out of money." |
From: Shakthiprabha on Sun Mar 12 7:52:08 2006. | [Full View] |
From: hi on Sun Mar 12 20:52:07 2006. | [Full View] |
From: NOV on Sun Mar 12 22:20:43 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Shekhar on Mon Mar 13 4:45:25 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Mon Mar 13 5:43:44 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Arthi on Mon Mar 13 6:47:47 2006. | [Full View] |
Shekhar wrote: |
NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element : WOMEN Symbol : WO+ Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg. Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Boils at room temperature 2. Freezes without any known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter, if incorrectly used. 5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES 1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. COMMON USES 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be great aid to relaxation. TESTS 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy. 2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen. POTENTIAL HAZARD Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other. !! WARNING !! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. |
From: pavalamani pragasam on Mon Mar 13 6:55:56 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Mon Mar 13 7:47:32 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Alan on Mon Mar 13 11:45:08 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Querida on Mon Mar 13 14:04:36 2006. | [Full View] |
Alan wrote: |
Look at the little one's guts! Bet he had a black eye before he went home. |
From: Lambretta on Mon Mar 13 14:10:44 2006. | [Full View] |
Querida wrote: | ||
More like a caning from the teacher! |
From: Querida on Mon Mar 13 21:56:55 2006. | [Full View] |
Lambretta wrote: |
Hmm.....donno Que-san......if it wer in the West, the teacher wudn't be allowed to do ne of tat as it'd come under a legal offence! But yea, the little one cud've always got detention after school + lines+ cleaning out the board dusters +...........(as seen from the Simpsons', Calvin & Hobbes cartoons!) |
From: rocketboy on Mon Mar 13 23:04:27 2006. | [Full View] |
From: NOV on Tue Mar 14 0:57:43 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: NOV on Tue Mar 14 1:00:58 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: NM on Tue Mar 14 1:49:09 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
An anxious husband called the hospital to ask about his wife who was pregnant.
Accidentally, he called the cricket stadium. He asked, "How are things?" He died after hearing this reply: "Fine!! Three are out, we hope to have the remaining seven out by lunch. And the last one out was a duck." |
From: pavalamani pragasam on Tue Mar 14 3:28:23 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Shekhar on Tue Mar 14 6:28:53 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Arthi on Tue Mar 14 6:57:08 2006. | [Full View] |
Shekhar wrote: |
In America .... you can kiss in public but not piss.
In India ...... you can piss in public but not kiss!! |
From: Alan on Tue Mar 14 11:05:06 2006. | [Full View] |
Shekhar wrote: |
In America .... you can kiss in public but not piss.
In India ...... you can piss in public but not kiss!! |
From: Lambretta on Tue Mar 14 11:32:47 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
1200 persons attended the recent International Psychic Society
conference. Moderator: "How many attendees believe in ghosts?" (Over 80% of the hands were raised) |
From: Lambretta on Tue Mar 14 11:35:04 2006. | [Full View] |
Alan wrote: | ||
Hehe! How true! |
From: RP on Tue Mar 14 12:41:32 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as A WIFE***********
18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.. |
From: RP on Tue Mar 14 12:54:48 2006. | [Full View] |
Shekhar wrote: |
In America .... you can kiss in public but not piss.
In India ...... you can piss in public but not kiss!! |
From: RP on Tue Mar 14 12:55:11 2006. | [Full View] |
Shekhar wrote: |
In America .... you can kiss in public but not piss.
In India ...... you can piss in public but not kiss!! |
From: Lambretta on Tue Mar 14 13:10:57 2006. | [Full View] |
RP wrote: |
One day there were three people. Their names were Manners, Trouble and Shut Up. One day they were playing hide and seek. Manners got a tummy ache so he went to the toilet. Trouble was hiding. Shut up was finding Trouble when he met a policeman.
The policeman said, "What is your name?" "Shut up!" The policeman replied, "Are you looking for trouble?" "Yes!" The policeman fumed, "Where are your manners?" "In the toilet." |
From: RP on Tue Mar 14 13:26:54 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Querida on Tue Mar 14 13:32:28 2006. | [Full View] |
Quote: |
His voice turns to a whisper.
"Would you ...study?" |
From: pavalamani pragasam on Tue Mar 14 13:34:46 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Tue Mar 14 21:53:21 2006. | [Full View] |
Shekhar wrote: |
In America .... you can kiss in public but not piss.
In India ...... you can piss in public but not kiss!! |
From: dev on Tue Mar 14 23:19:38 2006. | [Full View] |
NOV wrote: |
******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as A WIFE***********
|
From: Lambretta on Tue Mar 14 23:59:22 2006. | [Full View] |
dev wrote: | ||
Nov, enna joke ithu???!!!... I guess U haven't met a South Indian girl lately... I'll make it a point to meet U the next time I come to Malaysia... Just to make U understand what south Indian girls are like these days... |
From: NOV on Tue Mar 14 23:59:49 2006. | [Full View] |
dev wrote: | ||
Nov, enna joke ithu???!!!... I guess U haven't met a South Indian girl lately... I'll make it a point to meet U the next time I come to Malaysia... Just to make U understand what south Indian girls are like these days... |
From: dev on Wed Mar 15 0:08:42 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Sanguine Sridhar on Thu Mar 16 3:25:35 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Arthi on Thu Mar 16 4:25:44 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Thu Mar 16 4:50:37 2006. | [Full View] |
Quote: |
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up. |
Quote: |
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are... |
Quote: |
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. |
Quote: |
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first? A: Who cares?????..... |
Quote: |
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. |
Quote: |
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either. |
Quote: |
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business |
Quote: |
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .. |
Quote: |
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink... |
Quote: |
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. |
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Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!! |
Quote: |
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract. |
From: dev on Thu Mar 16 5:57:18 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Arthi on Thu Mar 16 6:17:15 2006. | [Full View] |
Sanguine Sridhar wrote: | ||
The worst part EVEN a smart woman can choose only a dump man..I am thinking abt a dump woman?? |
From: Shakthiprabha on Thu Mar 16 7:29:18 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Thu Mar 16 9:14:44 2006. | [Full View] |
From: selvakumar on Thu Mar 16 9:21:09 2006. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
Shridhar, V.V.V POOR TRY :yawn: |
From: Lambretta on Thu Mar 16 9:32:21 2006. | [Full View] |
From: RP on Thu Mar 16 12:22:11 2006. | [Full View] |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
swathy's joke is an old one. Nevertheless could not help a smile escaping.
Shridhar, V.V.V POOR TRY :yawn: |
From: swathy on Fri Mar 17 6:40:39 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Arthi on Fri Mar 17 6:53:14 2006. | [Full View] |
From: swathy on Fri Mar 17 6:54:19 2006. | [Full View] |
Arthi wrote: |
Hi, swathy enna prayachitthama |
From: selvakumar on Fri Mar 17 8:00:50 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Fri Mar 17 9:47:56 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Querida on Fri Mar 17 11:11:23 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: dev on Sat Mar 18 0:52:06 2006. | [Full View] |
swathy wrote: |
~*~Type Of Girls~*~
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From: Alan on Sat Mar 18 4:00:29 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Lambretta on Sat Mar 18 4:31:21 2006. | [Full View] |
From: RP on Sat Mar 18 12:32:21 2006. | [Full View] |
Alan wrote: |
George Bush, Iraq, 2005. " |
From: Alan on Sat Mar 18 15:15:42 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: Lambretta on Sun Mar 19 11:25:38 2006. | [Full View] |
From: RP on Sun Mar 19 12:37:33 2006. | [Full View] |
Lambretta wrote: |
Um....RP, I thot NO-ONE actually is perfect, whether man or woman?? |
From: Lambretta on Sun Mar 19 14:04:01 2006. | [Full View] |
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From: NOV on Tue Mar 21 0:22:03 2006. | [Full View] |
From: Alan on Tue Mar 21 5:01:00 2006. | [Full View] |
yosh wrote: |
Enjoy the Interview.
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ? CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ? CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ? CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ? CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE....? OFFICER : MP !!! CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..? OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURE |
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