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A joke per day...keeps the doctor away! Version 2006-07
Topic started by NOV on Tue May 23 22:38:40 2006. |
From: NOV on Tue May 23 22:39:56 2006. |
From: NOV on Tue May 23 22:43:02 2006. |
From: Arthi on Wed May 24 1:09:03 2006. |
From: sgokulprathap on Wed May 24 1:13:48 2006. |
From: Arthi on Wed May 24 1:18:47 2006. |
sgokulprathap wrote: |
Yedho bookla padicha maadhiri irukku. But nice. ![]() Aama neenga TNla irundhu Mumbai ponadhu seatu velayadava. |
From: Arthi on Wed May 24 1:20:26 2006. |
From: Arthi on Wed May 24 1:38:01 2006. |
From: mgb on Wed May 24 1:57:01 2006. |
Arthi wrote: |
ஒருவர் : நான் புதுசா ஒரு நாய் வாங்கி யிருக்கேன் வந்து பாருங்களேன்.
மற்றவர் : அந்த நாய் கடிக்குமா...? ஒருவர் : அதைத் தெரிஞ்சுக்கத்தான் உங்களைக் கூப்பிடறேன். |
From: sgokulprathap on Wed May 24 2:09:35 2006. |
From: Arthi on Wed May 24 2:13:36 2006. |
sgokulprathap wrote: |
Aarthi pakkathula Kumudham, Anandha Vikatan yedhavadhu vachurikeengala? |
From: NOV on Wed May 24 2:34:31 2006. |
From: mgb on Wed May 24 2:50:17 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
Bhangra: In India - A vigorous Punjabi festival dance. Outside India - A dance you do, when you don't know how to dance. |
From: sgokulprathap on Wed May 24 3:39:03 2006. |
mgb wrote: | ||
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From: rami on Wed May 24 3:40:41 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
A Green Card holder bachelor: In India - the guy can't speak Tamil, parents of good looking girls are dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back there. Outside India - the guy can't speak proper English, wears jacket all the time,works in a Candy store at Manhattan, dreams of owning a BMW. |
From: nms on Wed May 24 3:47:13 2006. |
From: nms on Wed May 24 4:30:09 2006. |
From: nms on Wed May 24 4:33:04 2006. |
From: sgokulprathap on Wed May 24 4:38:33 2006. |
nms wrote: |
Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep. |
From: nms on Wed May 24 4:39:11 2006. |
From: nms on Wed May 24 4:51:42 2006. |
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From: nms on Wed May 24 5:12:30 2006. |
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From: sgokulprathap on Wed May 24 5:16:18 2006. |
From: nms on Wed May 24 5:17:22 2006. |
From: rami on Wed May 24 5:37:34 2006. |
From: sgokulprathap on Wed May 24 5:44:19 2006. |
From: nms on Wed May 24 6:01:28 2006. |
From: nms on Wed May 24 6:08:41 2006. |
From: nms on Wed May 24 6:11:26 2006. |
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From: nms on Wed May 24 6:16:41 2006. |
From: sgokulprathap on Wed May 24 6:24:57 2006. |
From: nms on Wed May 24 6:26:31 2006. |
From: nms on Wed May 24 6:35:15 2006. |
sgokulprathap wrote: |
nms ![]() ![]() ![]() But, alavukku minjina amudhamum nanju. Konjam gap vittu appurama matha jokes post pannunga. ![]() |
From: ramky on Wed May 24 8:23:34 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Wed May 24 13:31:26 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Wed May 24 13:34:19 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Wed May 24 13:38:38 2006. |
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From: c4ramesh on Wed May 24 14:01:34 2006. |
From: Braandan on Wed May 24 18:32:09 2006. |
From: ramky on Wed May 24 22:10:15 2006. |
From: nms on Thu May 25 0:20:59 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Thu May 25 2:26:04 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Thu May 25 2:31:26 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Thu May 25 2:34:48 2006. |
From: ramky on Thu May 25 11:14:11 2006. |
nms wrote: |
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From: great on Thu May 25 11:58:36 2006. |
From: ramky on Thu May 25 12:36:43 2006. |
From: ramky on Thu May 25 13:45:52 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Thu May 25 13:48:30 2006. |
ramky wrote: |
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George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One." The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are injured." The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!" |
From: ramky on Thu May 25 14:01:45 2006. |
c4ramesh wrote: |
already posted in 2005 version ![]() |
From: ramky on Thu May 25 14:02:28 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Thu May 25 14:04:46 2006. |
ramky wrote: | ||
ok but how can a newcomer like me know that ? ![]() ![]() |
From: c4ramesh on Thu May 25 14:07:10 2006. |
ramky wrote: |
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A GOOGLE Failure or a USA Faliure ?! 1. Go to www.google.com 2. Type "failure" (without double quotes) in the search text box. 3. Press "I'm Feeling Lucky" button just next to "Google Search" button. 4. See what happens. Find it out yourself and laugh a lot. ( Dont worry, its not going to harm your computer ). 5. Share it with your friends and relatives before GOOGLE fixes this bug. 6. Enjoy. . |
From: ramky on Thu May 25 22:00:52 2006. |
From: Badri on Thu May 25 23:18:03 2006. |
From: ramky on Fri May 26 1:07:39 2006. |
sbadri99 wrote: |
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From: ramky on Fri May 26 1:10:08 2006. |
c4ramesh wrote: |
.... but the point is google havn't still fixed the bug! I think it isn't a bug after all ![]() |
From: mgb on Fri May 26 5:51:47 2006. |
From: Fire111999 on Fri May 26 6:02:44 2006. |
From: mgb on Fri May 26 6:23:45 2006. |
Fire111999 wrote: |
including yourself? ![]() |
From: Fire111999 on Fri May 26 6:53:44 2006. |
From: ramky on Fri May 26 12:11:44 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Fri May 26 12:25:39 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Fri May 26 13:38:24 2006. |
From: Fire111999 on Fri May 26 13:47:30 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Fri May 26 13:55:52 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Fri May 26 13:58:04 2006. |
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From: c4ramesh on Fri May 26 14:12:48 2006. |
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From: c4ramesh on Fri May 26 14:25:26 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Fri May 26 14:25:40 2006. |
Fire111999 wrote: |
huh? ![]() |
From: Lambretta on Fri May 26 14:27:30 2006. |
c4ramesh wrote: |
George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George." |
From: c4ramesh on Fri May 26 14:27:41 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Fri May 26 14:30:24 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Fri May 26 14:33:48 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Fri May 26 14:35:38 2006. |
From: Fire111999 on Fri May 26 15:00:51 2006. |
Lambretta wrote: | ||
*dig
Um.....did u read the word "kidding" in my post? ![]() |
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Neways, tats a hand-painted one??! Wow, amazing, looks like a real photo! ![]() |
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Neways, 'hope ur doing fine...!
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From: Fire111999 on Fri May 26 15:04:13 2006. |
From: ramky on Fri May 26 17:53:48 2006. |
c4ramesh wrote: |
Bill Clinton is walking a dog around the White House lawn early one morning.
He walks it past the guard's post, and the marine says "Mr. President, is that a new dog?" Clinton smiles, and replies, "Why yes, I got it for my wife." The marine looks at the the dog, looks up with a smile and says, "Excellent trade." |
From: ramky on Fri May 26 17:58:01 2006. |
c4ramesh wrote: |
Bush and Saddam
Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices 3 buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about 5 minutes, Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the 2 countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much else but say "I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!" Two weeks pass and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. Asthe 2 men sit down, Hussein notices 3 buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the American's revenge. They begin talking and Saddam is uncooperative, Bush presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. Bush snickers. A few seconds later, as Hussein continues his belligerence, Bush presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. As things progress, then the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!" Bush then says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?" |
From: ramky on Fri May 26 17:59:25 2006. |
c4ramesh wrote: |
Bush v. Gore
In 2000, the two major party presidential candidates agreed that Americans are seeing too much inappropriate material in popular entertainment. However, they disagreed on the details... The Republican candidate, George W Bush, stated that there is too much bloody violence in the movies and on television. Vice President Al Gore, his Democratic opponent, stated meanwhile that the media present Americans with too much sex and frontal nudity. In other words, Bush says there is too much gore, and Gore says there is too much bush. |
From: ramky on Fri May 26 18:05:40 2006. |
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From: c4ramesh on Sat May 27 0:27:17 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Sat May 27 2:33:53 2006. |
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From: rachel on Sat May 27 5:32:11 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Sat May 27 6:34:49 2006. |
c4ramesh wrote: |
...........Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!" |
From: ramky on Sat May 27 6:38:00 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Sat May 27 6:55:20 2006. |
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From: Fire111999 on Sat May 27 7:45:26 2006. |
From: Alan on Sat May 27 8:32:50 2006. |
From: great on Sat May 27 9:38:52 2006. |
rachel wrote: |
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From: hi on Sat May 27 10:32:59 2006. |
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From: ramky on Sat May 27 14:23:56 2006. |
From: great on Sun May 28 1:20:52 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Sun May 28 1:36:11 2006. |
great wrote: |
9 - Politicians |
From: c4ramesh on Sun May 28 8:10:03 2006. |
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From: Alan on Sun May 28 9:08:34 2006. |
From: ramky on Sun May 28 12:12:45 2006. |
From: Badri on Mon May 29 21:58:27 2006. |
From: hi on Mon May 29 23:49:10 2006. |
From: Alan on Tue May 30 4:29:29 2006. |
From: ramky on Tue May 30 12:24:41 2006. |
Alan wrote: |
>The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom
>making > > > >love to a beautiful young woman... > > > >"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me - the > >faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you, I want a > >divorce!" > > > >The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least > >listen > > > >to what happened" > > > >"Fine, but it'll be the last words you say to me you unfaithful pig!" > > > >The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this > >young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead > >and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well > >dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 > >days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up > >the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat > >because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically > >devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. > > > >While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of > >holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her > > >the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years that you can no > >longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the > >blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I >don't have good taste. > >I > > > >gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you > >will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots > >that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again > >after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." > > > >The husband continues his story . . . . . > > > >"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. > >When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of > >her eyes, she asks me: > > > > > >"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?!!!" > > > > |
From: mgb on Tue May 30 14:09:04 2006. |
From: ramky on Tue May 30 21:53:18 2006. |
mgb wrote: |
u r Ultimate
u r Lovely u r Likeable u r Unique In short... u r ULLU !!! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- |
mgb wrote: |
I am getting married next week. There will be small party and only a few people will be invited. Don't bring any gifts. just bring SOMEONE to marry me. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- |
mgb wrote: |
I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST & the most beautiful person on the earth, but then I thought......... SUICIDE is a crime. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- |
mgb wrote: |
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. |
From: ramky on Tue May 30 21:57:07 2006. |
From: Arthi on Wed May 31 0:05:27 2006. |
From: Badri on Wed May 31 0:59:20 2006. |
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From: Fire111999 on Wed May 31 5:04:49 2006. |
From: sgokulprathap on Wed May 31 5:33:26 2006. |
Fire111999 wrote: |
actually i don't understand the last joke... but i don't know if i want it explained! |
From: Fire111999 on Wed May 31 5:37:27 2006. |
From: rami on Wed May 31 5:53:10 2006. |
sgokulprathap wrote: | ||
Konjam yosicha puriyum. It cant b explained further. |
From: Fire111999 on Wed May 31 6:05:19 2006. |
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From: cancer on Wed May 31 7:24:46 2006. |
From: mgb on Wed May 31 7:58:49 2006. |
From: ramky on Wed May 31 9:13:31 2006. |
Fire111999 wrote: |
Bosses versus workers
When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be smart. When my boss does the same, that is initiative. When I please my boss, that's brown-nosing. When my boss pleases his boss, that's co-operating. When I do good, my boss never remembers. When I do wrong, he never forgets. |
From: ramky on Wed May 31 9:14:52 2006. |
cancer wrote: |
One night a guy took his girlfriend home.
As they were about to bid each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?" Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!". "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" . "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" ..................... "No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you ... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she said, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours.. .. TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE CALLING BELL ! |
From: ramky on Wed May 31 9:46:47 2006. |
From: Alan on Fri Jun 2 12:28:44 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Fri Jun 2 12:43:35 2006. |
ramky wrote: |
Santa Singh went to petrol bunk to fill his bike tank
there he saw a board says "Don't use cell phone here" Immediately Santa Singh took uot his mobile and called all his friends and told them "Please don't call me now" ! |
From: mgb on Fri Jun 2 12:50:13 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Fri Jun 2 13:55:25 2006. |
From: mgb on Fri Jun 2 13:59:41 2006. |
Lambretta wrote: |
MGB, ![]() ![]() I guess ur only saving grace is tat u've posted it in the jokes thread wher therz 'nothing official' abt saying such things! ![]() ![]() |
From: Lambretta on Fri Jun 2 14:02:38 2006. |
mgb wrote: | ||
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From: mgb on Fri Jun 2 14:07:11 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Fri Jun 2 14:08:38 2006. |
mgb wrote: |
Come on.. 31st may is not that long back.. |
From: Fire111999 on Fri Jun 2 14:12:19 2006. |
mgb wrote: | ||
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From: Lambretta on Fri Jun 2 14:14:28 2006. |
From: Fire111999 on Fri Jun 2 14:17:02 2006. |
From: mgb on Fri Jun 2 14:19:38 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Fri Jun 2 14:24:11 2006. |
Fire111999 wrote: |
good! exams next week. so serious studying! my cantilever beam is holding strong, thanks! |
From: Fire111999 on Fri Jun 2 14:29:39 2006. |
Lambretta wrote: | ||
Heyyyyyyyy.......no more "anna"????!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Neways, ATB! ![]() |
From: Fire111999 on Fri Jun 2 14:32:28 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Fri Jun 2 14:34:33 2006. |
Fire111999 wrote: |
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and mgb, ipdi sabikka koodatha! 100 yrs in this world!!! |
From: mgb on Fri Jun 2 14:36:32 2006. |
From: Fire111999 on Fri Jun 2 14:38:42 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Fri Jun 2 14:46:47 2006. |
Fire111999 wrote: |
ok. thanks! (still confused though)
anyway, anna and mgb, post some jokes! |
From: Fire111999 on Fri Jun 2 14:48:36 2006. |
From: ramky on Fri Jun 2 16:37:09 2006. |
Lambretta wrote: | ||
![]() Ana oru doubt.......bunk le ethuku cell-e use panna vuda maatanga? ![]() 'didnt get tat one point..... ![]() Paaji, changa hai...! ![]() Tho it was already posted by NOV sum time ago.... ![]() |
From: Fire111999 on Fri Jun 2 16:46:21 2006. |
From: ramky on Fri Jun 2 16:48:48 2006. |
Fire111999 wrote: |
nice sign, ramky! ![]() |
From: mgb on Sat Jun 3 6:26:40 2006. |
From: ramky on Sun Jun 4 5:28:54 2006. |
From: NOV on Sun Jun 4 22:36:57 2006. |
From: ramky on Sun Jun 4 23:26:55 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
4. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (someone pls translate this.) |
NOV wrote: |
6. Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao. (someone pls translate this.) |
From: Shekhar on Mon Jun 5 0:12:19 2006. |
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From: Badri on Mon Jun 5 0:53:07 2006. |
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From: NOV on Tue Jun 6 4:25:45 2006. |
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From: Alan on Tue Jun 6 5:13:31 2006. |
From: rami on Tue Jun 6 5:35:14 2006. |
From: dev on Tue Jun 6 5:45:31 2006. |
From: ramky on Tue Jun 6 5:50:44 2006. |
rami wrote: |
COOL JOKE....
A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS." HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED. ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN IS HELL....SAW YAMARAJ WHISTLING N RELAXING. HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME. "SORRY SON, Appraisal time, HAD TO ACHIEVE TARGET...... |
From: NOV on Tue Jun 6 22:41:03 2006. |
From: madhu on Tue Jun 6 22:44:54 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Jun 7 2:54:05 2006. |
From: Alan on Wed Jun 7 11:20:45 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Thu Jun 8 5:04:55 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
RAM Wife
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. |
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WINDOWS Wife
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. |
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MULTIMEDIA Wife:
She makes horrible things look beautiful. |
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VIRUS Wife: Also known as "THE WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Thu Jun 8 6:46:16 2006. |
From: dev on Thu Jun 8 7:38:41 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Thu Jun 8 8:29:46 2006. |
dev wrote: |
Bush on al zarqawi's death: Now that he is dead, this violent man will never murder again... ![]() Sethu ponavan eppadiya matthavangala kolai panna mudium???!!!... |
From: ramky on Sat Jun 10 3:44:48 2006. |
From: rachel on Sat Jun 10 4:10:19 2006. |
Alan wrote: |
LOL@Types of Wives !!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
From: Alan on Sat Jun 10 6:45:00 2006. |
From: ramky on Sun Jun 11 12:41:03 2006. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Wed Jun 14 14:25:26 2006. |
From: ramky on Wed Jun 14 14:38:12 2006. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Wed Jun 14 14:40:32 2006. |
From: Surya on Wed Jun 14 15:28:06 2006. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Wed Jun 14 16:03:26 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Jun 14 21:51:56 2006. |
From: rachel on Thu Jun 15 1:28:05 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
An American, a Japanese and an Indian went for a hike one day. It was very hot and they were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water, since it was fairly secluded.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, suddenly a group of ladies from town appeared. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the American and the Japanese quickly used their hands to cover their privates. But the Indian covered his face while they ran for cover. After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the American and the Japanese asked the Indian why he covered his face rather than his private part. The Indian replied, "I don't know about you, but in my country, it's the face that people recognize." |
From: svasu_ani on Thu Jun 15 10:10:49 2006. |
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From: Shakthiprabha. on Thu Jun 15 10:28:51 2006. |
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From: P_R on Thu Jun 15 12:43:13 2006. |
From: Nerd on Thu Jun 15 14:41:17 2006. |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
A father passing by his son's bedroom, ................ Call when it is safe for me to come
home . ![]() |
From: Alan on Fri Jun 16 7:19:58 2006. |
From: ramky on Fri Jun 16 21:47:27 2006. |
From: madhu on Fri Jun 16 21:58:39 2006. |
From: mgb on Sat Jun 17 0:59:22 2006. |
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From: Shakthiprabha. on Sat Jun 17 5:08:32 2006. |
From: NOV on Sat Jun 17 5:51:28 2006. |
From: Alan on Sat Jun 17 6:42:46 2006. |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
thanks PR, NERD, RAMKY, MADHU ![]() alan, that WAS elizabeth cady stanton a woman insturmental for women's voting rights. (I changed my avtar now) and chooooo chweet u learnt the word AKKA and calling me akka ![]() ![]() |
From: hi on Mon Jun 19 3:35:01 2006. |
From: johntony on Mon Jun 19 20:28:36 2006. |
From: johntony on Mon Jun 19 20:32:37 2006. |
From: Braandan on Mon Jun 19 20:36:21 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
Man : Where are you from?
Woman : U.S.A Man : Are you here on vacation? Woman : No lah! I'm here for lunch. Man : What!!! All the way from United States of America!!! Woman : No lah! Upper Serangoon Avenue. " |
From: johntony on Mon Jun 19 20:39:28 2006. |
From: NOV on Tue Jun 20 4:07:37 2006. |
Braandan wrote: |
NOV is posting from Malaysia... looks like.
The "lah" usage prompted me to post this. |
From: johntony on Tue Jun 20 7:29:25 2006. |
From: johntony on Tue Jun 20 7:32:18 2006. |
From: johntony on Tue Jun 20 7:46:26 2006. |
From: johntony on Tue Jun 20 7:49:24 2006. |
From: johntony on Tue Jun 20 8:22:35 2006. |
From: ramky on Tue Jun 20 14:20:44 2006. |
From: ramky on Tue Jun 20 14:48:27 2006. |
From: Alan on Wed Jun 21 9:11:37 2006. |
johntony wrote: |
A man, complaining of headaches, entered a hospital for diagnostic tests. A doctor examined the results for a brain scan and told the patient, "I have bad news and good news for you. The bad news is that you have a serious brain disease and will die without treatment. The good news is that this hospital has developed a new procedure for brain transplants and due to a car accident this morning two 'fresh' brains are available: one is from a taxi driver and the other is from a scientist. The brain of the taxi driver costs $225,000, while that of the scientist is only $29.95." Puzzled, the patient asked, "Why is the scientist's brain was so much cheaper?" The doctor replied, "It's used."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A scientist who enjoyed considerable success during the first half of his life was eventually knighted. His name was Sir Ramick. Unfortunately, he developed a mental illness in his early fifties in which he had a split personality: he was a scientist most of the time and a murderer during brief "bad periods". During his first "bad period", he got into an argument with a taxi driver over the amount of a fare and sliced the driver's throat. He went to jail, was prosecuted, found guilty and placed on death row. On the day of his electrocution, the executioner asked Sir Ramick if he had any last requests. He responded, "I would like to eat 10 bananas before I die." It seemed like a harmless request and so Sir Ramick was granted his wish. He promptly ate 10 bananas and said confidently, "Put me in the chair now." When the executioner flipped the switch, nothing happened. Now, in the country where Sir Ramick resided, there was an unusual law that said if the execution of a death-row inmate fails due to an act of God or any other reason then he should be set free. Sir Ramick happily left the execution facility and went home to work on a new science project. A month later, he went for a walk during a beautiful evening lit by a full moon. Unfortunately, his bad personality emerged. He grabbed a teen-aged boy and threw him into a wide river. The boy was found dead the next day and Sir Ramick was again imprisoned. On the day of his execution, he again requested to eat ten bananas and again the electrocution apparatus failed to kill him. He exited the facility smiling. Two months later, the scientist went to church and shot a nun. The community was in an uproar. How could such a violent man be allowed to roam the streets, the citizens complained. They signed a petition to repeal the execution loophole law but it would be at least six months before the government would be able to respond. In the execution facility, Sir Ramick met the executioner for a third time and requested to eat 10 bananas as before. Knowing that Sir Ramick was a superb scientist, the executioner suspected that the scientist somehow was using his scientific knowledge to escape death. After a discussion with other members at the execution facility, Sir Ramick was granted his wish to eat 10 bananas for a third time. And again, the machine failed to kill him when the switch was flipped. Just before going out the facility's main entrance, the executioner approached Sir Ramick and asked him, "I need to know what's going on. Is it the bananas?" To which, the scientist replied, "No, I'm just a bad conductor." |
From: Surya on Wed Jun 21 14:58:48 2006. |
From: Ramakrishna on Wed Jun 21 15:00:05 2006. |
From: Surya on Wed Jun 21 15:16:17 2006. |
From: Ramakrishna on Wed Jun 21 15:19:49 2006. |
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From: Ramakrishna on Wed Jun 21 15:22:19 2006. |
From: Surya on Wed Jun 21 15:23:12 2006. |
From: Ramakrishna on Wed Jun 21 15:24:06 2006. |
Surya wrote: |
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From: Surya on Wed Jun 21 15:25:20 2006. |
From: Ramakrishna on Wed Jun 21 15:27:04 2006. |
Surya wrote: |
Great Insult!! ![]() ![]() |
From: johntony on Wed Jun 21 16:05:41 2006. |
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From: Alan on Thu Jun 22 2:39:58 2006. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Thu Jun 22 4:59:59 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Jun 22 7:48:07 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Jun 22 7:49:57 2006. |
From: johntony on Thu Jun 22 14:46:44 2006. |
Alan wrote: |
The Clever Old man!
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From: johntony on Thu Jun 22 15:06:54 2006. |
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From: Alan on Fri Jun 23 14:59:45 2006. |
From: johntony on Fri Jun 23 15:46:26 2006. |
Alan wrote: |
All great ones, johntony! |
From: johntony on Fri Jun 23 15:48:13 2006. |
From: temporary sori-Observer on Fri Jun 23 17:51:29 2006. |
From: johntony on Sat Jun 24 15:01:37 2006. |
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From: Alan on Mon Jun 26 7:25:39 2006. |
From: rami on Mon Jun 26 8:23:44 2006. |
From: Querida on Wed Jun 28 18:22:58 2006. |
From: mgb on Thu Jun 29 2:10:05 2006. |
From: swathy on Thu Jun 29 5:21:15 2006. |
From: ramky on Thu Jun 29 13:39:57 2006. |
rami wrote: |
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only. "The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said,"Hey, Bill, do me a favour, Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back". A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, -"To your wife....." |
From: ramky on Thu Jun 29 13:45:28 2006. |
From: johntony on Thu Jun 29 14:04:11 2006. |
Querida wrote: |
Hey Y'all thought i'd drop a joke in my fav thread (been awhile)...laff it up ![]() ![]() ************************************************** A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too |
From: johntony on Thu Jun 29 15:02:33 2006. |
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From: Shekhar on Fri Jun 30 2:28:54 2006. |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Fri Jun 30 6:47:59 2006. |
From: rami on Fri Jun 30 7:28:35 2006. |
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From: Ghlli on Fri Jun 30 17:41:45 2006. |
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From: ramky on Fri Jun 30 19:21:54 2006. |
From: ramky on Sat Jul 1 8:06:25 2006. |
From: Alan on Sat Jul 1 11:01:10 2006. |
From: johntony on Sat Jul 1 14:06:11 2006. |
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From: johntony on Sat Jul 1 15:11:16 2006. |
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From: Querida on Sun Jul 2 17:34:44 2006. |
From: NOV on Tue Jul 4 21:36:18 2006. |
From: madhu on Tue Jul 4 21:56:30 2006. |
Quote: |
They can open their own jars. |
From: Querida on Tue Jul 4 22:20:41 2006. |
Quote: |
They can become the President of India. |
From: Alan on Tue Jul 4 22:25:43 2006. |
From: Braandan on Wed Jul 5 1:33:53 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Jul 5 2:32:15 2006. |
Braandan wrote: |
It is open to women too, should have completed 35 years (now there is a benefit of doubt in that!!!) |
From: Ghlli on Wed Jul 5 4:33:09 2006. |
From: mgb on Fri Jul 7 9:39:26 2006. |
From: mgb on Fri Jul 7 9:51:49 2006. |
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From: Querida on Fri Jul 7 21:21:41 2006. |
From: TamilMoon on Sat Jul 8 11:34:23 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Sat Jul 8 14:13:31 2006. |
mgb wrote: |
Sardarji applys for a birth certificate for his kid.
Sardar: Mother - Sikh, Father - Sikh, Kid - Chinese Clerk: How come you say 'Kid - Chinese' when both the parents are Sikh Sardar: Newspaper says, "every 4th person born on the earth now is a chinese" |
From: Braandan on Sat Jul 8 23:36:34 2006. |
From: ramky on Sun Jul 9 0:56:48 2006. |
From: malsi on Sun Jul 9 2:27:35 2006. |
From: ramky on Sun Jul 9 3:10:00 2006. |
From: NOV on Sun Jul 9 8:45:12 2006. |
From: RP on Sun Jul 9 13:34:33 2006. |
From: temporary sori-Observer on Sun Jul 9 14:05:13 2006. |
ramky wrote: |
Safety Pin kurippu - intha kadithathai naanO illai en manaiviyO
yaarukkum ezhuthavillai endru therivikkirEn ! |
From: johntony on Sun Jul 9 14:22:10 2006. |
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From: LydiaRajan on Mon Jul 10 2:33:32 2006. |
From: NOV on Tue Jul 11 22:35:53 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Wed Jul 12 7:39:23 2006. |
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From: Alan on Wed Jul 12 10:54:56 2006. |
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From: Shekhar on Thu Jul 13 6:59:46 2006. |
From: Braandan on Sat Jul 15 20:42:07 2006. |
From: Alan on Sun Jul 16 0:10:10 2006. |
From: ramky on Sun Jul 16 0:46:45 2006. |
LydiaRajan wrote: |
SARDARJI JOKES
--------------- At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius.". |
From: Braandan on Sun Jul 16 20:18:41 2006. |
ramky wrote: | ||
NOV & Lydia Rajan : ![]() ![]() ![]()
Lydia Rajan : this line is a contradiction ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
From: LydiaRajan on Sun Jul 16 21:08:08 2006. |
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From: Alan on Mon Jul 17 12:13:52 2006. |
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From: NOV on Tue Jul 18 21:33:08 2006. |
From: P_R on Wed Jul 19 1:28:12 2006. |
From: rami on Wed Jul 19 1:44:33 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
How does your name look like in Japanese?
![]() Take each letter of your name and substitute it with the Japanese sound to the right of the letter. Names might be kinda long. A- ka * B- zu * C- mi * D- te * E- ku * F- lu * G- ji * H- ri * I- ki * J- zu * K- me * L- ta * M- rin * N- to * O-mo * P- no * Q- ke * R- shi * S- ari * T- chi * U- do * V- ru * W- mei * X- na * Y- fu * Z- zi JAPANESE NAMES: 1) Raj ---> shikazu (kikiki...nice..) 2) Aida ---> kakiteka (wow...cool..) 3) Azlan ---> kazitakato (hahaha...gila) 4)Anbarasi--->Katozukashikaariki( Aiyoooh) |
From: NOV on Wed Jul 19 20:45:55 2006. |
Women's thoughts wrote: |
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
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Women's thoughts wrote: |
A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care. |
Women's thoughts wrote: |
They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen witch... do it and die."
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Women's thoughts wrote: |
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
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Women's thoughts wrote: |
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
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Women's thoughts wrote: |
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
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Women's thoughts wrote: |
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free... You either married it or gave birth to it. |
Women's thoughts wrote: |
Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
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Women's thoughts wrote: |
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. |
Women's thoughts wrote: |
One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
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From: NOV on Thu Jul 20 4:58:16 2006. |
From: pavalamani pragasam on Thu Jul 20 5:30:28 2006. |
From: Badri on Thu Jul 20 20:19:51 2006. |
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From: Braandan on Fri Jul 21 0:01:35 2006. |
From: rachel on Fri Jul 21 1:08:13 2006. |
From: NOV on Fri Jul 21 3:50:26 2006. |
From: rami on Fri Jul 21 4:54:17 2006. |
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From: ssanjinika on Fri Jul 21 10:33:53 2006. |
From: Alan on Fri Jul 21 23:24:40 2006. |
From: Shekhar on Sat Jul 22 0:55:43 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
![]() badri, on the contrary I found it cute that PP mam want to be politically correct but missed some obvious ones like punjab, banta, santa, etc. ![]() |
From: NOV on Sun Jul 23 11:55:50 2006. |
From: Shekhar on Mon Jul 24 0:23:16 2006. |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Mon Jul 24 9:46:30 2006. |
From: ajithfederer on Mon Jul 24 19:43:10 2006. |
From: NOV on Tue Jul 25 21:32:57 2006. |
Haha wrote: |
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway." |
Haha wrote: |
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. |
Haha wrote: |
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said,"Why can't they play at night?" |
Haha wrote: |
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets. |
Haha wrote: |
The graduate with a science degree
asks,"Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" |
Haha wrote: |
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" |
Haha wrote: |
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. |
Haha wrote: |
An engineer was crossing the road one day,
when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me I'll back turn into a beautiful princess" He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said "If you kiss me I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for a week" The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want me to" Again the engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. Finally the frog asked, "What's the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want me to. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool" |
From: Braandan on Wed Jul 26 20:12:45 2006. |
From: NOV on Sat Jul 29 8:42:51 2006. |
From: NOV on Sat Jul 29 8:43:13 2006. |
From: NOV on Sat Jul 29 8:43:30 2006. |
From: NOV on Sat Jul 29 8:44:03 2006. |
From: NOV on Sat Jul 29 8:44:22 2006. |
From: NOV on Sat Jul 29 8:44:37 2006. |
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From: NOV on Sat Jul 29 8:46:15 2006. |
From: ramky on Sun Jul 30 2:05:39 2006. |
From: Alan on Sun Jul 30 10:45:09 2006. |
From: nilavupriyan on Sun Jul 30 11:26:08 2006. |
Alan wrote: |
>Did you hear about the Englishman, Australian and Irishman who were
>exploring some remote jungle in Africa when they were captured by a tribe >of cannibals. >The chief cannibal said, "Now look here gentlemen, (cos he had been >educated at the London School of Economics) I am a fair minded man and if >you can pass two simple tests you can go free, the first part of the test >is to go into the jungle separately and each of you is to bring back 10 >specimens of the same kind of fruit, and then I will tell you what part two >of the test is to be. > >So off go the three in separate directions and soon the Englishman returns >with 10 pomegranate. > >The chief said, "Well done, part two of the test is to push them all up >your backside without wincing or pulling a face". The Englishman got the >first pomegranate safely up but the second one hurt him and he was spotted >pulling a face and Killed. > > > >The Australian came back with 10 small berries and was duly told what to do >with them, which he proceeded to do. He had got as far as the 9th berry >when he burst out laughing and was killed. >A short while later he and the Englishman met up in heaven and started >swapping stories, the Englishman said "But you were doing so well why did >you start laughing"? >The Aussie said, "Well I only had one more berry to go when the bloody >Irishman walked back into the clearing carrying 10 pineapples". |
From: Alan on Mon Jul 31 8:04:12 2006. |
From: Alan on Mon Jul 31 8:05:20 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Mon Jul 31 9:11:11 2006. |
Alan wrote: |
Manager said to an employee:
"Do you believe in life after Death?" EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied. MANAGER: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you !! |
From: NOV on Thu Aug 3 4:11:59 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Aug 3 22:12:11 2006. |
From: Alan on Fri Aug 4 0:42:21 2006. |
From: ramky on Fri Aug 4 13:39:04 2006. |
From: Alan on Sat Aug 5 0:19:11 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Sat Aug 5 4:58:18 2006. |
ramky wrote: |
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" |
From: NOV on Tue Aug 8 20:29:50 2006. |
From: Surya on Tue Aug 8 20:42:32 2006. |
From: NOV on Tue Aug 8 20:48:22 2006. |
From: Surya on Tue Aug 8 20:56:11 2006. |
From: hi on Thu Aug 10 4:14:27 2006. |
From: Alan on Thu Aug 10 6:59:49 2006. |
From: Alan on Thu Aug 10 11:45:45 2006. |
From: Alan on Thu Aug 10 11:46:23 2006. |
From: Alan on Thu Aug 10 11:46:55 2006. |
From: mgb on Fri Aug 11 6:26:36 2006. |
From: Alan on Fri Aug 11 11:25:45 2006. |
From: Alan on Sat Aug 12 3:01:47 2006. |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Sat Aug 12 3:53:56 2006. |
From: mgb on Sat Aug 12 4:02:56 2006. |
From: NOV on Sat Aug 12 4:19:08 2006. |
From: NOV on Sat Aug 12 4:21:48 2006. |
From: Hyderabadi on Sat Aug 12 4:37:21 2006. |
From: NOV on Sat Aug 12 5:02:30 2006. |
From: Alan on Sat Aug 12 7:54:26 2006. |
From: mgb on Sun Aug 13 2:49:46 2006. |
From: temporary sori-Observer on Sun Aug 13 9:24:31 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Sun Aug 13 10:43:52 2006. |
temporary sori-Observer wrote: |
I think this was already posted in Interesting Anectodes. |
From: NOV on Sun Aug 13 23:28:04 2006. |
From: RP on Tue Aug 15 3:21:15 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband ! I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. You can't buy love .. but you pay heavily for it They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak |
From: RP on Tue Aug 15 3:32:10 2006. |
From: Alan on Wed Aug 16 12:31:31 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Aug 16 21:33:42 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Aug 16 21:35:51 2006. |
From: Querida on Wed Aug 16 21:56:02 2006. |
From: Querida on Wed Aug 16 22:04:53 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Aug 17 2:01:50 2006. |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Thu Aug 17 2:10:04 2006. |
Lambretta wrote: | ||
Aama....but I think its more apt for the jokes thread.... |
From: pavalamani pragasam on Thu Aug 17 5:28:08 2006. |
From: sgokulprathap on Thu Aug 17 6:32:50 2006. |
From: Alan on Thu Aug 17 11:33:02 2006. |
From: ramky on Fri Aug 18 2:00:47 2006. |
mgb wrote: |
Question and answer-Funny!!!
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. Q. What looks like half apple ? A : The other half. Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ? A : Dinner. Q. What happened when wheel was invented ? A : It caused a revolution. Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? A : Liquid |
From: Badri on Fri Aug 18 2:14:13 2006. |
From: ramky on Fri Aug 18 2:25:24 2006. |
From: P_R on Fri Aug 18 13:02:21 2006. |
From: ramky on Fri Aug 18 13:38:40 2006. |
From: Surya on Fri Aug 18 14:25:36 2006. |
From: Querida on Fri Aug 18 18:44:47 2006. |
From: rajraj on Fri Aug 18 19:04:49 2006. |
From: P_R on Fri Aug 18 20:25:47 2006. |
Querida wrote: |
"I've reminded the prime minister-the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship."
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From: RP on Sat Aug 19 13:45:22 2006. |
From: RP on Sat Aug 19 13:49:02 2006. |
From: Alan on Sun Aug 20 4:48:30 2006. |
From: ramky on Sun Aug 20 15:18:34 2006. |
Querida wrote: |
isn't it disturbing that someone who is sooo ridiculous has so much power in his hands? I know i know it's joke's thread....but just HAD to say that: anyways a couple more.
......... |
From: hi on Sun Aug 20 23:37:25 2006. |
From: ramky on Tue Aug 22 18:09:14 2006. |
From: seagull on Tue Aug 22 23:59:36 2006. |
From: ramky on Wed Aug 23 3:48:46 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Aug 23 4:07:44 2006. |
From: Alan on Wed Aug 23 8:33:00 2006. |
From: seagull on Thu Aug 24 18:53:37 2006. |
Alan wrote: |
great one@ramky!!!!! |
From: Badri on Thu Aug 24 22:50:15 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Fri Aug 25 4:05:31 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Fri Aug 25 14:47:52 2006. |
From: P_R on Fri Aug 25 20:38:31 2006. |
From: Alan on Sat Aug 26 8:53:11 2006. |
From: ramky on Sat Aug 26 18:04:22 2006. |
From: Alan on Sun Aug 27 8:48:45 2006. |
From: ramky on Sun Aug 27 11:04:28 2006. |
From: Alan on Sun Aug 27 11:53:23 2006. |
From: Querida on Mon Aug 28 18:33:59 2006. |
From: Braandan on Thu Aug 31 7:41:58 2006. |
From: Querida on Thu Aug 31 23:41:22 2006. |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Thu Aug 31 23:48:56 2006. |
From: Querida on Fri Sep 1 2:10:05 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Fri Sep 1 5:34:46 2006. |
Querida wrote: |
.........."How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?" |
From: seagull on Fri Sep 1 14:26:38 2006. |
From: Braandan on Fri Sep 1 23:21:13 2006. |
seagull wrote: |
Your joke is funny, Querida ![]() |
From: Querida on Sat Sep 2 15:06:41 2006. |
From: seagull on Sat Sep 2 17:11:41 2006. |
From: Badri on Mon Sep 4 0:28:13 2006. |
From: tfmlover on Mon Sep 4 16:45:06 2006. |
From: Querida on Mon Sep 4 17:19:26 2006. |
From: NOV on Mon Sep 4 21:27:25 2006. |
From: tfmlover on Mon Sep 4 22:05:19 2006. |
From: Braandan on Tue Sep 5 1:27:06 2006. |
From: ramky on Tue Sep 5 20:27:44 2006. |
From: ramky on Tue Sep 5 20:58:56 2006. |
From: Querida on Tue Sep 5 22:38:41 2006. |
From: Alan on Thu Sep 7 5:16:54 2006. |
From: seagull on Thu Sep 7 18:14:16 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Sep 7 21:06:11 2006. |
From: P_R on Thu Sep 7 21:23:11 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Thu Sep 7 23:43:54 2006. |
From: dev on Fri Sep 8 13:07:14 2006. |
From: ramky on Fri Sep 8 20:22:19 2006. |
From: seagull on Fri Sep 8 21:13:39 2006. |
From: hi on Sat Sep 9 2:02:04 2006. |
From: sgokulprathap on Sat Sep 9 3:30:41 2006. |
From: ajithfederer on Sat Sep 9 19:59:58 2006. |
From: mgb on Sun Sep 10 2:46:34 2006. |
From: mgb on Sun Sep 10 2:49:27 2006. |
From: mgb on Sun Sep 10 2:53:46 2006. |
From: mgb on Sun Sep 10 2:57:54 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Sun Sep 10 3:54:16 2006. |
mgb wrote: |
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? |
From: Alan on Sun Sep 10 4:17:46 2006. |
mgb wrote: |
Difference between a cat and a dog...
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God! |
From: NOV on Sun Sep 10 5:21:48 2006. |
From: NOV on Sun Sep 10 5:22:22 2006. |
From: Surya on Sun Sep 10 6:29:24 2006. |
From: mgb on Wed Sep 13 5:25:27 2006. |
From: mgb on Wed Sep 13 5:40:11 2006. |
From: mgb on Wed Sep 13 6:05:12 2006. |
From: mgb on Wed Sep 13 6:06:40 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Wed Sep 13 8:35:50 2006. |
mgb wrote: |
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi. |
From: NOV on Wed Sep 13 9:36:51 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Sep 13 9:38:57 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Sep 13 9:41:25 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Sep 13 9:43:15 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Sep 13 9:44:03 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Sep 13 9:45:21 2006. |
From: seagull on Wed Sep 13 17:14:08 2006. |
From: P_R on Wed Sep 13 17:32:21 2006. |
Nov wrote: |
The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides." |
From: Alan on Thu Sep 14 0:54:25 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Sep 14 2:05:01 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Sep 14 2:06:17 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Sep 14 2:07:16 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Thu Sep 14 3:41:10 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
A man is dying of Cancer. (not Hubber Cancer) ![]() |
Quote: |
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Dad: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom |
From: NOV on Thu Sep 14 5:04:48 2006. |
From: kannannn on Thu Sep 14 5:40:44 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president. |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Thu Sep 14 14:04:53 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
Sure Alan! ![]() Teacher asks children, "what do u wish to do in future?" Alan : I want to be a pilot. Prabhu: I want to be a doctor. Jothy: I want to be a good mother. ![]() Sukumar: I want to help Jothy. ![]() |
From: ramky on Thu Sep 14 23:34:31 2006. |
From: Alan on Fri Sep 15 0:09:39 2006. |
From: NOV on Fri Sep 15 3:08:50 2006. |
From: NOV on Fri Sep 15 3:13:10 2006. |
From: sgokulprathap on Fri Sep 15 3:33:24 2006. |
From: dev on Fri Sep 15 4:36:14 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
we have a special offer this week, three times for $ 5.00 |
From: kannannn on Fri Sep 15 7:34:34 2006. |
From: Alan on Fri Sep 15 10:49:22 2006. |
From: P_R on Fri Sep 15 12:16:26 2006. |
From: ramky on Fri Sep 15 12:29:09 2006. |
From: Mystic on Fri Sep 15 12:37:10 2006. |
From: nms on Fri Sep 15 13:31:59 2006. |
Prabhu Ram wrote: |
Another priest joke:
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 5) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 6) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the s**t out of him. 7) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass. 8) We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T." 9) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God. 10) Lastly, next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St.Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's. |
From: Lambretta on Fri Sep 15 16:09:35 2006. |
Alan wrote: |
lol! |
From: RR on Sat Sep 16 2:31:24 2006. |
From: ramky on Sat Sep 16 11:32:37 2006. |
From: NOV on Sat Sep 16 11:57:16 2006. |
RR wrote: |
tomorrow u get good job, I the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy" |
From: buddysathi on Sat Sep 16 12:44:05 2006. |
From: Anoushka on Sat Sep 16 17:23:44 2006. |
buddysathi wrote: |
The grt JPR!! |
From: Lambretta on Sun Sep 17 14:43:46 2006. |
Anoushka wrote: | ||
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From: Lambretta on Sun Sep 17 14:50:59 2006. |
From: podalangai on Sun Sep 17 15:50:40 2006. |
From: temporary sori-Observer on Sun Sep 17 16:29:35 2006. |
podalangai wrote: |
"All right, all right", he muttered. "No need to get so upset just because you don't know the answer to the question." |
From: temporary sori-Observer on Sun Sep 17 17:56:09 2006. |
From: pavalamani pragasam on Sun Sep 17 22:01:36 2006. |
From: NOV on Sun Sep 17 23:27:39 2006. |
From: mgb on Mon Sep 18 8:17:38 2006. |
From: mgb on Mon Sep 18 8:19:51 2006. |
From: mgb on Mon Sep 18 8:24:56 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Mon Sep 18 10:19:22 2006. |
From: mgb on Tue Sep 19 1:16:24 2006. |
From: mgb on Tue Sep 19 1:20:10 2006. |
From: NOV on Tue Sep 19 20:25:54 2006. |
From: P_R on Tue Sep 19 20:39:14 2006. |
From: ajithfederer on Tue Sep 19 20:39:31 2006. |
From: NOV on Tue Sep 19 21:48:25 2006. |
From: NOV on Tue Sep 19 21:55:14 2006. |
From: dev on Tue Sep 19 22:13:10 2006. |
From: ramky on Tue Sep 19 23:30:06 2006. |
From: Alan on Wed Sep 20 0:49:59 2006. |
Lambretta wrote: |
Tit for Tat- The Ultimate Divorce Letter!!
Dear Husband, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came Home and didn't care to notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away To West Virginia together! Have a great life! Your Ex-wife *********************** Dear Ex-Wife, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that didn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You Look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I Hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem. Your Ex-husband |
From: Lambretta on Wed Sep 20 8:18:43 2006. |
From: Alan on Wed Sep 20 12:57:12 2006. |
From: seagull on Wed Sep 20 16:24:47 2006. |
Prabhu Ram wrote: |
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring outside!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," said the drunk. "Do you still need a push?" "Yes, please!" "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here... on the swing!" |
From: Querida on Wed Sep 20 18:14:53 2006. |
From: P_R on Wed Sep 20 18:20:16 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Thu Sep 21 5:30:50 2006. |
Alan wrote: |
I'm doing good, Lamby- Will u be coming to Delhi? You can stay with us, in case you are coming over ![]() |
From: Lambretta on Thu Sep 21 5:31:54 2006. |
Querida wrote: |
Great Taste in songs, Lambretta! ![]() |
From: Alan on Thu Sep 21 13:32:20 2006. |
Lambretta wrote: | ||
*dig
![]() ![]() 'note sure wen I'll be coming to Delhi in the near future, but will surely let u know wen I do! ![]() /dig |
From: Querida on Thu Sep 21 18:20:29 2006. |
From: P_R on Thu Sep 21 19:04:29 2006. |
Querida wrote: |
with pain in his voice Sam replied... "The balcony." |
From: rajraj on Thu Sep 21 19:08:25 2006. |
Prabhu Ram wrote: |
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From: NOV on Thu Sep 21 22:08:44 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Sep 21 22:29:05 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Sep 21 22:30:44 2006. |
From: NOV on Fri Sep 22 3:15:57 2006. |
From: Badri on Fri Sep 22 3:28:43 2006. |
From: NOV on Fri Sep 22 3:43:01 2006. |
From: Anoushka on Fri Sep 22 6:00:59 2006. |
From: rajraj on Fri Sep 22 9:38:00 2006. |
From: Querida on Fri Sep 22 18:15:45 2006. |
From: ramky on Sun Sep 24 13:33:02 2006. |
rajraj wrote: | ||
sirichu sirichu vizhundhiruppaar ! ![]() |
From: ramky on Sun Sep 24 13:36:35 2006. |
From: Querida on Sun Sep 24 20:29:37 2006. |
From: ramky on Mon Sep 25 2:45:50 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Mon Sep 25 2:47:07 2006. |
From: ramky on Mon Sep 25 2:48:34 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Mon Sep 25 3:04:50 2006. |
ramky wrote: |
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and ... ... Panic is when both are pregnant. !! |
From: ramky on Mon Sep 25 7:10:50 2006. |
From: Braandan on Tue Sep 26 17:23:55 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Sep 27 9:19:02 2006. |
From: hi on Wed Sep 27 10:46:53 2006. |
From: krishnan on Wed Sep 27 14:50:28 2006. |
hi wrote: |
A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided totake a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side.
A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone. He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The Bihari sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment,the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back. Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor. ................................... |
From: Alan on Thu Sep 28 3:56:12 2006. |
hi wrote: |
A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided totake a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side.
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From: Anoushka on Thu Sep 28 9:25:48 2006. |
From: Erica on Thu Sep 28 18:29:19 2006. |
hi wrote: |
"You think only you have a grandfather?" |
From: ramky on Fri Sep 29 13:07:47 2006. |
From: Alan on Fri Sep 29 23:28:54 2006. |
From: ramky on Sun Oct 1 0:55:46 2006. |
From: NOV on Tue Oct 3 22:46:13 2006. |
From: NOV on Tue Oct 3 22:51:47 2006. |
From: NOV on Tue Oct 3 23:12:05 2006. |
From: NOV on Tue Oct 3 23:12:53 2006. |
From: Shevani on Tue Oct 3 23:16:55 2006. |
From: NOV on Tue Oct 3 23:37:16 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Oct 4 0:05:43 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Oct 4 0:06:25 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Oct 4 2:33:06 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Oct 4 2:37:20 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Oct 4 2:46:08 2006. |
From: Alan on Wed Oct 4 14:03:59 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
The neighbor replied: "Some sick ******* dug up our recently deceased
rabbit, washed it, combed its hair, and put it back in its cage." |
From: Alan on Wed Oct 4 14:15:16 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
THURSDAY Notice: I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed
it. Don't call 948-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but she quit! |
From: RVG on Fri Oct 6 15:41:20 2006. |
From: Alan on Fri Oct 6 22:38:37 2006. |
From: Alan on Fri Oct 6 22:42:18 2006. |
From: Alan on Fri Oct 6 22:49:35 2006. |
From: ramky on Mon Oct 9 15:41:24 2006. |
From: joe on Tue Oct 10 5:01:52 2006. |
From: Alan on Wed Oct 11 5:21:16 2006. |
From: ramky on Wed Oct 11 17:19:59 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Oct 11 21:35:31 2006. |
From: Badri on Wed Oct 11 22:16:19 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
Girl asked her father, "I want to marry a clever man."
The father replied, "that's difficult, clever men don't marry!" |
From: dev on Wed Oct 11 23:14:26 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Oct 12 0:40:21 2006. |
Badri wrote: |
Hmm, that was a confession from the father, poor chap, re his own cleverness!!! ![]() |
From: NOV on Thu Oct 12 0:41:24 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Oct 12 0:43:12 2006. |
From: hi on Thu Oct 12 21:50:53 2006. |
From: ramky on Fri Oct 13 9:15:37 2006. |
From: rocketboy on Fri Oct 13 18:02:58 2006. |
From: Lambretta on Sat Oct 14 8:18:16 2006. |
rocketboy wrote: |
......A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Sun Oct 15 3:12:12 2006. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Sun Oct 15 4:26:03 2006. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Sun Oct 15 6:06:11 2006. |
From: Mystic on Sun Oct 15 11:49:32 2006. |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
Some.... weird yet smilable jokes ![]() ![]() _______________________ Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How yours look like? 2nd: She is 5"5, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!! ********** Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends". ********** Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. ********** Teacher: u know the importance of period? Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away. ********** Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential! ********** |
From: P_R on Sun Oct 15 13:35:32 2006. |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next Morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's Apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend's and Only one of them confirm that.
. . Men : A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the Very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So The wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirm that he stayed at Their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claimingthat he still is There with them! Conclusion of the story: Men are better friends .. |
From: ajithfederer on Sun Oct 15 15:18:56 2006. |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
Some.... weird yet smilable jokes ![]() ![]() _______________________ Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How yours look like? 2nd: She is 5"5, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!! ********** Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends". ********** Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. ********** Teacher: u know the importance of period? Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away. ********** Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential! ********** |
From: ramky on Sun Oct 15 18:55:18 2006. |
From: NOV on Sun Oct 15 23:13:59 2006. |
From: NOV on Mon Oct 16 2:27:52 2006. |
From: NOV on Mon Oct 16 2:29:50 2006. |
From: NOV on Mon Oct 16 2:35:05 2006. |
From: NOV on Mon Oct 16 2:36:36 2006. |
From: mgb on Mon Oct 16 6:41:39 2006. |
From: dev on Mon Oct 16 21:54:56 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
So guyz please think twice....should u really marry a CA? and yes please discount it by the appropriate rate to arrive at the present value of the risk of doing so !!!!!!! - An Auditee for life |
From: ajithfederer on Mon Oct 16 23:13:08 2006. |
dev wrote: | ||
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From: Hulkster on Tue Oct 17 2:23:56 2006. |
From: hi on Wed Oct 18 21:56:56 2006. |
From: ramky on Thu Oct 19 1:40:23 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Oct 19 4:11:02 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Nov 2 10:51:06 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Nov 2 11:29:20 2006. |
From: temporary sori-Observer on Thu Nov 2 14:10:03 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love. With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for two whole years so that he could look at her and say "my darling". But at the end of the two years he wished to tell her that he loved her. |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Thu Nov 2 14:44:14 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 4 5:34:43 2006. |
From: imsai on Sat Nov 4 18:41:53 2006. |
From: mokshani on Sat Nov 4 21:02:10 2006. |
ramky wrote: |
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These are actual Leave Applications & Letters submitted/written by employees of some Indian companies/Govt departments ( smileys & emphasis added by me ) * Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ![]() ![]() * This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the tonsure ceremony ( `mottai adikkarathu' ) of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.." ![]() * From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it ![]() ![]() * Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return ![]() ![]() * An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday." ![]() * A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me ![]() * Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." * Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." ![]() * Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." ![]() * Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home ![]() * Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." ![]() * A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both ![]() ![]() ![]() |
From: rajnish on Mon Nov 6 8:50:19 2006. |
From: NOV on Mon Nov 6 23:04:39 2006. |
From: crazy on Tue Nov 7 3:40:05 2006. |
From: sipi on Tue Nov 7 12:15:22 2006. |
From: crazy on Tue Nov 7 12:38:16 2006. |
From: sipi on Tue Nov 7 12:40:56 2006. |
From: crazy on Tue Nov 7 12:45:35 2006. |
sipi wrote: |
enna idhu???? vizhundhu vizhundhu sirikiriya??? |
From: sipi on Tue Nov 7 12:54:15 2006. |
From: crazy on Tue Nov 7 12:56:41 2006. |
From: sipi on Tue Nov 7 13:01:35 2006. |
From: crazy on Tue Nov 7 13:06:06 2006. |
From: sipi on Tue Nov 7 13:34:38 2006. |
From: chevy on Tue Nov 7 13:35:11 2006. |
sipi wrote: |
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From: crazy on Tue Nov 7 13:37:45 2006. |
From: sipi on Tue Nov 7 13:43:56 2006. |
chevy wrote: |
sipi ..anna ... exam ku munadi than enjoy panna mudiyum .. after exam .. pana mudiyumo mudiyatho .. .result a poruthu iruku .. |
From: sipi on Tue Nov 7 13:46:05 2006. |
crazy wrote: |
anna really good ![]() ![]() iam just like those ants ........ |
From: crazy on Tue Nov 7 13:47:10 2006. |
From: sipi on Tue Nov 7 13:54:16 2006. |
From: crazy on Tue Nov 7 13:58:34 2006. |
From: sipi on Tue Nov 7 14:36:49 2006. |
From: crazy on Tue Nov 7 14:39:19 2006. |
From: sipi on Tue Nov 7 14:43:36 2006. |
From: crazy on Tue Nov 7 14:45:28 2006. |
From: sipi on Tue Nov 7 14:48:27 2006. |
From: crazy on Tue Nov 7 14:50:44 2006. |
From: sipi on Tue Nov 7 14:54:06 2006. |
From: crazy on Tue Nov 7 14:56:32 2006. |
From: sipi on Tue Nov 7 14:58:28 2006. |
From: thamiz on Tue Nov 7 20:08:50 2006. |
From: Braandan on Wed Nov 8 6:36:33 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Nov 8 23:00:51 2006. |
From: Surya on Wed Nov 8 23:09:43 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there.
The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened. He kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there. Hour later.... The man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Dear, is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated the man said," Put that damn cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions!! ! |
From: NOV on Thu Nov 9 3:12:02 2006. |
From: crazy on Thu Nov 9 4:12:23 2006. |
From: dev on Fri Nov 10 10:02:57 2006. |
From: ajithfederer on Fri Nov 10 11:34:40 2006. |
From: bulb_mani on Fri Nov 10 11:38:13 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 5:03:45 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 5:05:17 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 5:06:42 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 5:08:44 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 5:14:29 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 5:18:00 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 5:20:35 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 5:22:00 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 5:23:36 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 5:26:35 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 5:30:11 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 5:34:00 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 5:39:55 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 5:49:06 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 6:00:55 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 6:03:18 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 6:22:05 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 6:23:53 2006. |
sipi wrote: |
yes, he dies...
flight la irundhu fridge thooki poduvangala (elephant irukura fridge) adhu, andha captain thalaila vizhundhudum... |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 6:25:28 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 6:25:47 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 6:26:32 2006. |
sipi wrote: |
Sardar to his friend : I kiss my wife every day before i go to office & u?
friend : I kiss your wife after u go to office sardar : hahaha... oye i kissed first.... |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 6:27:04 2006. |
sipi wrote: |
hmmm.. yes... connection irukunu theirya koodadhu.. adhunala thaaan naduvula vera oru joke sonnen..
actually, idhu continues aa 4 jokes varum.. fridge la elephant vachidhula irundhu last varaikum.. i created the last 2 |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 6:39:04 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 6:39:25 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 6:42:17 2006. |
sipi wrote: |
interviewer : just imagine you are in 3rd floor, which is on fire. how will you escape from there?
Sardar : easy, i will stop my imagination !!! |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 6:44:43 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 6:48:22 2006. |
From: bulb_mani on Sat Nov 11 7:16:21 2006. |
sipi wrote: |
One day two sardars met and started chatting. The main topic of the conversation was about how others view sardars. They felt that sardars are being ridiculed too much by others.
They wanted to teach others a good lesson. Soon they had a plan for that. Said one Sardar to the other, 'We two will go to beach tomorrow morning. We should keep on staring at the sea. People in anxiety will crowd behind us but we should not turn to see them. Finally in the night or so we will turn and say 'Hey Fools! What you think of sardars?'. That will be a good lesson. What do you feel?'. The other one was simply overwhelmed. He said 'that's really great!' and hugged him. Next day the two sardars went to the beach and did according to the plan. Soon they heard murmuring behind them and were happy. Time passed by and the noise from behind was increasing more. The two smiled at each other but didn't turn. It became late night and the sardars decided to turn to see the crowd. The sardars were shocked not because the crowd was more than expected BUT ALL IN THE CROWD WERE SARDARS!!! vasavi : kili (parrot) en pachaiya irukunu theriyuma? |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 7:23:33 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 7:26:32 2006. |
bulb_mani wrote: |
We enjoy sardar jokes but in reality it is a shame on us. In 1930 when India was under british rule all Sardars fought bravely and there was an upheavel among them. So the british were infuriated and started to write comic books on them and still shamelessly we lamers continue it ![]() ![]() ![]() |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 7:27:20 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 7:29:57 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 7:32:17 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 7:33:26 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 7:34:55 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 7:35:05 2006. |
From: bulb_mani on Sat Nov 11 7:38:24 2006. |
sipi wrote: | ||
so, u received this in mail or sms???? mani, i know about the sikhs history more than this... just ippadi jokes solradhunala avangala pathi thappa pesurom nu artham illa.. i felt its just a joke.. en indian aa vachi evalavo jokes iruku, adha ellam chinna vayasula yaarum sonnadhu illa, adhe pola thamizhan vachi joke um niriaya iruku.. joke aa verum joke aa mattum parkanum mani... ippadi jokes solradhunala, avangala criticise panrom nu artham illa.. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 7:38:31 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 7:39:44 2006. |
sipi wrote: |
rendu elephant bus stand la nikkum.. oru bus vandhadhum, oru elephant mattum erikum innoru elephant eradhu. why? |
From: bulb_mani on Sat Nov 11 7:40:06 2006. |
sipi wrote: |
rendu elephant bus stand la nikkum.. oru bus vandhadhum, oru elephant mattum erikum innoru elephant eradhu. why? |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 7:42:40 2006. |
bulb_mani wrote: |
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From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 7:43:45 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 7:45:48 2006. |
sipi wrote: |
both the answers are wrong...
adhu ladies special... so, he elephant erala |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 7:47:25 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 7:48:18 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 7:49:08 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 7:49:26 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 7:50:50 2006. |
sipi wrote: |
vasavi, see my signature. thats the reply for u r signature. i wrote that for u... |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 7:51:21 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 7:52:46 2006. |
sipi wrote: |
illa.. diet la iruku... ![]() |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 7:53:46 2006. |
crazy wrote: |
anna when i saw it early this morning, i thought so, but .............i wasnt asking u
anyway thank u.................. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 7:55:17 2006. |
sipi wrote: | ||
hmmm... yesterday i posted those message in my signature... 3 days aa manasu seri illa.. un signature nala... so, i thought abt this... |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 7:55:42 2006. |
crazy wrote: |
anna, mbut dont u think my answer was fun too naan idha monday class kettkum podhu........yarachum diet'nu sonna, naan illa adhukku sugar irukkunnu solla poren ![]() |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 7:57:16 2006. |
sipi wrote: | ||
hmmm, yes.. thats like a brilliant girl... do u know one thing.. naan andha question post seiyum bodhu sugar diabetes thaan manasula ninaichinu irundhen... nee adhe answer sollavo naan odane answer maathiten, diet nu ![]() |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 7:58:31 2006. |
crazy wrote: |
sorrynna, naan thaan last 2 days hub'ku varala, so paarkkala, anyway let me change my sign..........................i dont want my dearest brother to feel sad b'coz of me ![]() |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 8:00:43 2006. |
crazy wrote: |
annan thangai rendu perume .............brilliant ![]() |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 8:00:51 2006. |
sipi wrote: | ||
hmmm.. its ok da... dont say sorry to your dearest brother.. anna ku ellam sorry sollanum nu avasiyam illa... just i want to make my sis life as more and more enthusiam then all.. there is nothing in our life to get worry... ennoda past life ninaichi partha?? ![]() see, ellame nammaloda nalladhuku thaan.. so, always show u r face with your beautiful smile, make others happy. |
From: bulb_mani on Sat Nov 11 8:01:34 2006. |
sipi wrote: | ||
i dont think so mani... appadi partha indian ey vache evalavo jokes iruku.. idha vida mattamana jokes ellam... see, appadi jokes sonnadhu nala yaarukum india mela patru illainu artham illa... thats a joke.. jokes sirika mattum thaan... ippadi jokes solradhunala yaaroda peraiyum pugazhaiyum kurachida mudiyadhu.... u know abt the gandhiji life.. avar starting life la evalo criticising meet panni irukar theriyum la? edhuvume avara paadhikala.. even, avara magathma, desa thandai nu sonnadhuku appuram kooda avar mela niraiya criticising irundhadhu... see mani, yaaro edhuvo solradhu ellam appadiye unmai aagidum nu sollida mudiyadhu.. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 8:03:46 2006. |
sipi wrote: | ||
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From: bulb_mani on Sat Nov 11 8:07:46 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 8:09:06 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 8:10:50 2006. |
crazy wrote: |
ennoda past and present both stinks ................but ellaam nanmaikke..........idha chat treada maatinadhukku naalaikku namakku thittu vizha podhuanna cont ur jokes ![]() |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 8:12:59 2006. |
bulb_mani wrote: |
COrrect Sipi same holds good for THALA AJITH ![]() |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 8:13:02 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 8:16:17 2006. |
crazy wrote: |
joke of this year, thank god namam rendu perayum thavira vera yaarum illai, irundha nee brilliantannu kettu seruppaala adichu iruppaanga ![]() anna, i dont want to reborn ...............the only thing iam scared of is the thought of being born again ![]() ![]() |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 8:17:56 2006. |
From: bulb_mani on Sat Nov 11 8:18:02 2006. |
sipi wrote: | ||
hmmm.. yes ofcourse.. that will suitable for ilaiya thalapathi also... |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 8:18:41 2006. |
bulb_mani wrote: |
Debate On Biryani With Chicken Biryani we get egg but with egg biryabi we dont get chicken.. So we conclude Kozhila Irundhudhan Muttai Vandhudhu ![]() ![]() |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 8:20:33 2006. |
crazy wrote: |
![]() (che ippadiya thangaiya adi vaanga vittuttu thappikkiradhu, enna anna neenga, idhulla adhutha jenmathila onna vera pirakkanuma?!) |
From: bulb_mani on Sat Nov 11 8:22:41 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 8:23:20 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 8:24:37 2006. |
crazy wrote: |
![]() anna today in full form?! ![]() |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 8:25:50 2006. |
crazy wrote: |
![]() ( take back my words, ok'va anna?) feeling hungry ...........poi saapittu vaaren, ![]() |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 9:06:26 2006. |
sipi wrote: | ||
ok da... bye take care.. enna koopidama porala?? ![]() |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 9:55:02 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 9:58:20 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 10:10:19 2006. |
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From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 11:18:42 2006. |
From: crazy on Sat Nov 11 11:20:51 2006. |
From: sipi on Sat Nov 11 11:29:28 2006. |
From: Surya on Sat Nov 11 17:35:43 2006. |
sipi wrote: |
An anxious husband called the hospital helpdesk to ask about his wife who was pregnant.
But accidentally, he called to the cricket stadium. He asked, "How are things?" But he died after hearing this reply: "Fine!! Three are out, we hope to have the remaining seven out by lunch. And the last one out was a duck." |
From: NOV on Sun Nov 12 9:30:20 2006. |
From: bulb_mani on Sun Nov 12 9:33:09 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
Kindly refrain from chatting in this thread. ![]() |
Quote: |
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else. Stock up and save. Limit: one. We build bodies that last a lifetime. For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. Man, honest. Will take anything. Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! |
From: selvakumar on Thu Nov 16 1:10:14 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Thu Nov 16 5:22:44 2006. |
selvakumar wrote: |
MBA Vs Engineer
A MBA and a Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. " Look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute. " Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The Engineer is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent". |
From: c4ramesh on Thu Nov 16 6:04:39 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Nov 16 22:10:47 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Fri Nov 17 11:08:23 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Fri Nov 17 11:11:54 2006. |
From: bulb_mani on Fri Nov 17 11:17:50 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Fri Nov 17 11:23:56 2006. |
From: Alan on Fri Nov 17 12:29:53 2006. |
From: Mystic on Sat Nov 18 4:39:46 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Sat Nov 18 6:49:35 2006. |
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From: c4ramesh on Sat Nov 18 7:12:08 2006. |
From: Alan on Sat Nov 18 7:41:20 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Sat Nov 18 14:26:49 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Sat Nov 18 14:43:25 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Sat Nov 18 16:01:26 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
1. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip 2. What is height of Secrecy? A. Offering blank visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active laziness? A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 5. What is height of Craziness? A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. 6. What is height of Forgetfulness? A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. 7. What is height of Stupidity? A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. 8. What is height of Honesty? A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. 9. What is height of Suicide? A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. 10. What is height of De-hydration? A. A cow giving milk powder |
From: c4ramesh on Sat Nov 18 16:09:24 2006. |
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From: c4ramesh on Sat Nov 18 23:30:58 2006. |
From: Mystic on Sun Nov 19 11:37:02 2006. |
From: hi on Sun Nov 19 22:49:52 2006. |
From: NOV on Mon Nov 20 2:05:22 2006. |
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From: NOV on Mon Nov 20 2:07:02 2006. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Mon Nov 20 8:52:09 2006. |
From: c4ramesh on Thu Nov 23 10:27:55 2006. |
From: Mystic on Sat Nov 25 12:12:46 2006. |
From: NOV on Sun Nov 26 11:05:24 2006. |
From: NOV on Mon Nov 27 3:28:07 2006. |
From: P_R on Mon Nov 27 13:53:07 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
Girl: One kiss and I will be yours forever.
Boy: Thanks for the warning. |
From: Mystic on Mon Nov 27 14:02:54 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
Girl: One kiss and I will be yours forever.
Boy: Thanks for the warning. |
From: NOV on Sat Dec 2 10:42:00 2006. |
From: temporary sori-Observer on Sat Dec 2 11:02:59 2006. |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Sat Dec 2 11:15:08 2006. |
From: temporary sori-Observer on Sat Dec 2 11:24:03 2006. |
From: Designer on Tue Dec 5 11:28:13 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
Girl: One kiss and I will be yours forever.
Boy: Thanks for the warning. |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Wed Dec 6 5:23:40 2006. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Thu Dec 7 3:45:25 2006. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Thu Dec 7 3:47:38 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Dec 7 3:58:55 2006. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Thu Dec 7 4:50:15 2006. |
From: Alan on Fri Dec 15 12:48:13 2006. |
From: NOV on Sat Dec 16 3:29:48 2006. |
From: venkathoney on Sat Dec 16 13:52:09 2006. |
From: Designer on Sat Dec 16 15:22:28 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Dec 20 23:06:58 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Dec 20 23:09:30 2006. |
From: NOV on Wed Dec 20 23:10:58 2006. |
From: Badri on Wed Dec 20 23:13:18 2006. |
NOV wrote: |
Dad: What's wrong with you? All you have got for your Arithmetic is 0. What's happening?
Son: No dad, thats not zero. The teacher gave out many stars to all the other children. When it came to my turn, he ran out of stars and so gave me a moon instead. |
From: NOV on Wed Dec 20 23:13:27 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Dec 21 3:02:34 2006. |
From: NOV on Thu Dec 21 3:03:03 2006. |
From: Alan on Thu Dec 21 12:07:16 2006. |
From: NOV on Mon Dec 25 2:45:20 2006. |
From: mgb on Wed Dec 27 4:45:11 2006. |
From: ts on Tue Jan 2 10:00:59 2007. |
From: NOV on Sun Jan 7 10:04:21 2007. |
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From: NOV on Sun Jan 7 10:33:18 2007. |
From: thimuru on Sun Jan 7 11:56:23 2007. |
temporary sori-Observer wrote: |
Young Man: I have a watch sir (he takes a Rolex watch from his pocket). I know that you have a beautiful daughter. That is why I came and talked to you. Somehow you guessed everything what I was going to do. ![]() |
From: Badri on Sun Jan 7 18:43:44 2007. |
From: NOV on Sun Jan 7 23:06:34 2007. |
From: ts on Mon Jan 8 13:37:04 2007. |
From: NOV on Thu Jan 11 3:04:42 2007. |
From: NOV on Mon Jan 22 21:58:17 2007. |
From: nms on Wed Jan 24 13:11:30 2007. |
From: NOV on Sun Jan 28 23:32:08 2007. |
From: Designer on Sun Jan 28 23:36:44 2007. |
From: P_R on Mon Jan 29 15:02:45 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Jan 30 9:34:19 2007. |
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From: NOV on Tue Jan 30 9:45:28 2007. |
From: Alan on Tue Jan 30 13:29:44 2007. |
From: mgb on Thu Feb 1 3:54:14 2007. |
From: Lambretta on Thu Feb 1 13:46:11 2007. |
mgb wrote: |
Banta was driving back from Shimla when there was a terrible hailstorm. Huge hailstones the size of tennis balls pelted his car leaving it full of dents.. |
From: mgb on Fri Feb 2 3:00:59 2007. |
From: mgb on Mon Feb 5 3:25:09 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Feb 6 21:42:24 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Feb 7 4:08:22 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Feb 7 4:10:26 2007. |
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From: mgb on Wed Feb 7 7:47:46 2007. |
From: mgb on Thu Feb 8 1:24:23 2007. |
From: dev on Thu Feb 8 4:32:15 2007. |
mgb wrote: |
WORDS WOMEN USE
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Thu Feb 8 6:42:30 2007. |
From: mgb on Thu Feb 8 8:24:16 2007. |
From: Badri on Thu Feb 8 18:39:13 2007. |
dev wrote: | ||
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From: NOV on Thu Feb 8 21:31:34 2007. |
From: NOV on Fri Feb 9 2:53:53 2007. |
From: mgb on Fri Feb 9 4:24:57 2007. |
From: Lambretta on Fri Feb 9 13:41:08 2007. |
Badri wrote: |
Haha! I showed this to some women colleagues at work, and they had the exact same reaction! ![]() |
From: Lambretta on Fri Feb 9 13:44:14 2007. |
mgb wrote: |
We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,the definition for each is listed below.. GUTS-is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALL'S-is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,slapping your wife on the back and having the balls to say "You're Next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both result in death. |
From: mgb on Mon Feb 12 5:35:40 2007. |
From: NOV on Mon Feb 12 6:01:58 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Mon Feb 12 8:29:55 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of twenty years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that ****?" I still don't know if she was joking... |
From: NOV on Mon Feb 12 23:42:27 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Feb 13 2:07:40 2007. |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Tue Feb 13 2:13:19 2007. |
mgb wrote: |
WORDS WOMEN USE
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. |
From: NOV on Tue Feb 13 3:07:28 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Tue Feb 13 10:43:03 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Tue Feb 13 15:41:01 2007. |
From: mgb on Wed Feb 14 5:37:47 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Wed Feb 14 10:14:55 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Wed Feb 14 13:22:19 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Wed Feb 14 13:22:34 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Wed Feb 14 13:32:25 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Wed Feb 14 13:32:59 2007. |
Newyorker wrote: |
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow." |
From: c4ramesh on Wed Feb 14 13:35:11 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Wed Feb 14 13:36:58 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Wed Feb 14 13:40:43 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Wed Feb 14 13:49:26 2007. |
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From: c4ramesh on Wed Feb 14 13:57:41 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Wed Feb 14 14:04:30 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Wed Feb 14 14:10:28 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Wed Feb 14 14:55:44 2007. |
From: crazy on Wed Feb 14 15:04:31 2007. |
Newyorker wrote: |
ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY DAY ONE TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR - Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) DISHES & GLASSWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting "It's not there!?, “You’ve moved it!? or “We’ve run out!? – Open forum |
From: NOV on Fri Feb 16 2:40:57 2007. |
From: NOV on Fri Feb 16 2:42:37 2007. |
From: NOV on Fri Feb 16 2:46:13 2007. |
From: NOV on Fri Feb 16 2:56:41 2007. |
From: NOV on Fri Feb 16 2:57:55 2007. |
From: dev on Fri Feb 16 4:39:22 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
My mother and I returned to my parents' house late one evening to find my father, my college-age brother, Steven, and my ten-year-old sister fast asleep.
Mom had forgotten her house keys, so we knocked loudly, first at the back door and then the front and side doors. We yelled my father's name over and over, with no answer. The car horn aroused the neighbors but no one at our house. We drove into town and phoned home, finally waking Steven. When we got back, he let us in. Dad was in bed, snoring, with the television on. Mom quietly switched it off. Dad woke right up. "Don't turn that off," he said. "I'm watching it!" |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Fri Feb 16 12:39:43 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
My mother and I returned to my parents' house late one evening to find my father, my college-age brother, Steven, and my ten-year-old sister fast asleep.
Mom had forgotten her house keys, so we knocked loudly, first at the back door and then the front and side doors. We yelled my father's name over and over, with no answer. The car horn aroused the neighbors but no one at our house. We drove into town and phoned home, finally waking Steven. When we got back, he let us in. Dad was in bed, snoring, with the television on. Mom quietly switched it off. Dad woke right up. "Don't turn that off," he said. "I'm watching it!" |
From: Newyorker on Fri Feb 16 13:12:31 2007. |
From: Nerd on Fri Feb 16 16:02:03 2007. |
From: Alan on Sat Feb 17 4:46:39 2007. |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Wed Feb 21 3:18:01 2007. |
From: crazy on Wed Feb 21 3:58:53 2007. |
From: Lambretta on Wed Feb 21 12:32:36 2007. |
From: NOV on Fri Feb 23 4:31:40 2007. |
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From: mgb on Mon Feb 26 4:43:08 2007. |
From: NOV on Mon Feb 26 4:50:48 2007. |
From: mgb on Mon Feb 26 6:02:30 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Feb 27 5:01:11 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Tue Feb 27 14:06:30 2007. |
From: crazy on Tue Feb 27 15:53:06 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Feb 28 22:25:42 2007. |
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From: NOV on Wed Feb 28 22:26:48 2007. |
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From: Newyorker on Thu Mar 1 12:47:13 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Thu Mar 1 13:09:59 2007. |
From: Lambretta on Thu Mar 8 11:21:39 2007. |
From: Querida on Sun Mar 11 23:02:03 2007. |
From: chevy on Sun Mar 11 23:46:32 2007. |
Lambretta wrote: |
COMPANY TRAINING PROGRAM
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.) We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T., please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle. Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. seriously will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS FOR SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.HI.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING FOR SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.) Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LEADERSHIP LIST FOR SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T). Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T) |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Sun Mar 11 23:50:18 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on." The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied: "Your horse phoned." |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Sun Mar 11 23:51:28 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
A bear, a lion and a chicken meet up.
Bear says: "When I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest shivers with fear." Lion says: "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire Savannah is afraid of me." Says the chicken: "Big deal. I only have to sneeze, and the entire planet panics." |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Sun Mar 11 23:54:23 2007. |
Newyorker wrote: |
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her! The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Sun Mar 11 23:56:44 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
Shakthy went to a restaurant to have dinner.
Wanting to wash her hands first, she went to the washbasin. There she started washing the basin. Alarmed at seeing this, the manager asked what was she doing. Shakthy pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN" |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Sun Mar 11 23:58:13 2007. |
mgb wrote: |
A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help.
He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... "Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto". Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. The Sardarji goes back to the temple..................... "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!! Back to the temple.................. "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???". Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarji is confronted by the voice of Lord : "SARDARJI, BUY THE D'AMN TICKET FIRST, WITHOUT BUYING TICKETS YOU CANT WIN" |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Mon Mar 12 0:00:22 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
Vivian: You're late.
Edward Lewis: You're stunning. Vivian: You're forgiven. |
From: Lambretta on Mon Mar 12 10:11:44 2007. |
chevy wrote: |
hahahahahhahahahhahhaahahahahhahahahhahahhaha |
From: Querida on Mon Mar 12 19:33:58 2007. |
From: Designer on Tue Mar 13 4:04:04 2007. |
From: Surya on Wed Mar 14 16:43:09 2007. |
From: kb on Wed Mar 14 20:41:16 2007. |
Surya wrote: |
Check this Out Holmes'es! ![]() Courtesy Of Gaayu: A virgin's worst nightmare ![]() |
From: NOV on Thu Mar 15 3:20:22 2007. |
From: NOV on Thu Mar 15 3:22:42 2007. |
From: NOV on Thu Mar 15 3:25:42 2007. |
From: Querida on Thu Mar 15 9:38:16 2007. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Thu Mar 15 10:10:50 2007. |
Querida wrote: |
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist, the CIA, the FBI, and the Chicago Police.
The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest. The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist. The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it. The CPD went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling "Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit". |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Thu Mar 15 10:15:20 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle. |
From: Querida on Thu Mar 15 16:02:04 2007. |
From: Designer on Sun Mar 18 23:22:48 2007. |
From: Lambretta on Sun Mar 18 23:47:14 2007. |
Designer wrote: |
Once upon a time, a Sardarji took lot of time to read a particularly thick book, in an untimely way, and after some days went to the library, to return it in time.
He complained to the librarian, "What a stupid novel this is! It has so many characters, pages and pages of them. But there's no proper story line in this novel, even though the pages are colorful. The librarian looked angrily at the Sardarji and replied, "So you are the one who took our Telephone Directory!!??" |
From: NOV on Mon Mar 19 8:34:16 2007. |
From: NOV on Mon Mar 19 8:34:59 2007. |
From: Designer on Mon Mar 19 8:36:07 2007. |
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From: NOV on Mon Mar 19 8:37:40 2007. |
From: podalangai on Mon Mar 19 8:45:28 2007. |
From: Designer on Mon Mar 19 10:41:47 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.
A businessman, an intelligent woman, and the Easter Bunny get into an elevator. There is a $10 note lying on the groud. Who picks it up? The businessman; the other two don't exist! Do you know what it means when you come home to a little affection, a little tenderness, and a little sympathy? It means you're in the wrong house. After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that? " Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home." Confucius says man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink. |
From: Newyorker on Tue Mar 20 16:14:53 2007. |
From: crazy on Tue Mar 20 16:41:39 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Mar 21 21:10:49 2007. |
From: Wibha on Wed Mar 21 21:20:43 2007. |
From: Badri on Wed Mar 21 21:25:48 2007. |
Wibha wrote: |
NOV u put all jokes which r against women ![]() ![]() ![]() idha keka yaarumea illeya? ![]() |
From: Wibha on Wed Mar 21 21:29:04 2007. |
Badri wrote: | ||
Athaan nee ippo ketutiye, Arshu!!! ![]() |
From: madhu on Wed Mar 21 21:29:37 2007. |
Wibha wrote: |
NOV u put all jokes which r against women ![]() ![]() ![]() idha keka yaarumea illeya? ![]() |
From: Wibha on Wed Mar 21 21:38:37 2007. |
From: Badri on Wed Mar 21 21:39:19 2007. |
From: Wibha on Wed Mar 21 21:44:00 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Mar 21 21:50:36 2007. |
From: madhu on Wed Mar 21 21:52:24 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Mar 21 21:52:32 2007. |
From: Wibha on Wed Mar 21 21:52:43 2007. |
From: Wibha on Wed Mar 21 21:53:08 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
Arshu had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" "Wrong number," replied Arshu . |
From: madhu on Wed Mar 21 21:53:53 2007. |
Wibha wrote: | ||
dis is OLD joke ![]() |
From: Wibha on Wed Mar 21 21:56:31 2007. |
madhu wrote: | ||||
arshu : nee young-nu ninaichukittu irundhEn ![]() |
From: NOV on Wed Mar 21 21:56:53 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Mar 21 21:58:57 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Mar 21 22:02:43 2007. |
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From: NOV on Wed Mar 21 22:06:11 2007. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Thu Mar 22 0:30:34 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark." |
From: Surya on Thu Mar 22 18:03:37 2007. |
From: crazy on Fri Mar 23 1:45:53 2007. |
From: littlemaster1982 on Sat Mar 24 7:12:21 2007. |
From: Querida on Sat Mar 24 18:13:48 2007. |
From: Lambretta on Sun Mar 25 12:50:05 2007. |
From: NOV on Mon Mar 26 22:33:37 2007. |
From: NOV on Mon Mar 26 22:34:18 2007. |
From: NOV on Mon Mar 26 22:35:22 2007. |
From: NOV on Mon Mar 26 22:36:16 2007. |
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From: NOV on Mon Mar 26 22:37:42 2007. |
From: NOV on Mon Mar 26 22:38:26 2007. |
From: Designer on Mon Mar 26 23:14:05 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
SHOPPING MATHS
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. |
From: dev on Mon Mar 26 23:56:04 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
From: Designer on Tue Mar 27 0:06:35 2007. |
dev wrote: | ||
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From: Wibha on Tue Mar 27 0:07:29 2007. |
From: Wibha on Tue Mar 27 0:09:00 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
SHOPPING MATHS
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. |
From: Querida on Tue Mar 27 0:16:40 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
From: Wibha on Tue Mar 27 0:29:19 2007. |
Querida wrote: | ||
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From: crazy on Tue Mar 27 0:59:12 2007. |
From: kb on Tue Mar 27 2:55:02 2007. |
From: Lambretta on Tue Mar 27 8:42:02 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
From: Newyorker on Tue Mar 27 13:21:46 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Tue Mar 27 13:29:32 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Tue Mar 27 13:35:21 2007. |
From: crazy on Tue Mar 27 13:45:55 2007. |
Newyorker wrote: |
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't
1. Think you can get me off? |
From: app_engine on Tue Mar 27 14:25:29 2007. |
From: Querida on Tue Mar 27 16:26:29 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Mar 27 22:35:45 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Mar 28 0:10:21 2007. |
From: crazy on Wed Mar 28 2:44:24 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. |
From: kb on Wed Mar 28 13:29:31 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Mar 28 20:59:04 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Mar 28 20:59:40 2007. |
From: Wibha on Wed Mar 28 21:08:31 2007. |
From: Designer on Wed Mar 28 22:14:21 2007. |
From: dev on Wed Mar 28 23:32:20 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
bayamaa?
paravala, kalyaanam pannikkO, pOga pOga pazhagi vidum. ![]() |
From: NOV on Thu Mar 29 0:14:43 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Fri Mar 30 12:52:05 2007. |
From: Querida on Fri Mar 30 12:56:44 2007. |
From: Querida on Fri Mar 30 13:06:53 2007. |
From: rami on Mon Apr 2 8:26:08 2007. |
From: crazy on Mon Apr 2 11:49:47 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Apr 3 21:20:19 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Apr 3 21:20:52 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Apr 3 21:23:33 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Apr 3 21:28:46 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Apr 3 21:29:26 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Apr 3 21:30:06 2007. |
From: crazy on Wed Apr 4 0:50:50 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Apr 4 21:10:43 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Apr 4 21:11:28 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Apr 4 21:12:26 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Apr 4 21:13:18 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Apr 4 21:15:04 2007. |
From: madhu on Wed Apr 4 21:52:25 2007. |
From: Lambretta on Thu Apr 5 8:28:07 2007. |
From: ts on Thu Apr 5 11:18:47 2007. |
From: Querida on Thu Apr 5 13:01:06 2007. |
From: NOV on Thu Apr 5 20:47:38 2007. |
From: NOV on Thu Apr 5 22:19:50 2007. |
From: NOV on Thu Apr 5 22:21:52 2007. |
From: Querida on Fri Apr 6 20:17:38 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
Man: I am here for collecting donations for the old folks home.
Boy: Hang on there, I'll bring my granddad. |
From: temporary sori-Observer on Sat Apr 7 10:43:41 2007. |
Querida wrote: | ||
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From: crazy on Sat Apr 7 14:46:49 2007. |
From: Querida on Sat Apr 7 15:42:30 2007. |
From: Lambretta on Sat Apr 7 16:17:39 2007. |
Querida wrote: |
Oh no TOS ![]() I am not speaking of parents! i am speaking of those aunties who hurt with careless words and just want you to squirm or find a another reason to buy a new saree ![]() |
From: Querida on Sat Apr 7 18:19:10 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Thu Apr 12 11:08:13 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Thu Apr 12 11:08:13 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Thu Apr 12 11:08:13 2007. |
From: temporary sori-Observer on Thu Apr 12 11:27:14 2007. |
Newyorker wrote: |
"Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." |
From: crazy on Thu Apr 12 14:25:56 2007. |
From: Querida on Fri Apr 13 16:00:09 2007. |
From: crazy on Fri Apr 13 16:22:18 2007. |
From: Lambretta on Tue Apr 17 13:27:40 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Fri Apr 20 9:51:05 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Fri Apr 20 10:23:34 2007. |
From: crazy on Fri Apr 20 15:28:09 2007. |
Newyorker wrote: |
Find out what man really mean when they say...
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES". Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great ****." Means: "What did you catch me at?" "I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me." "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE" Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse." "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC" Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving." |
From: Newyorker on Sat Apr 21 18:22:42 2007. |
From: littlemaster1982 on Wed Apr 25 15:37:17 2007. |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Mon Apr 30 9:55:25 2007. |
From: mgb on Tue May 1 7:02:17 2007. |
From: crazy on Tue May 1 7:09:00 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Tue May 1 8:04:38 2007. |
From: Sanguine Sridhar on Fri May 4 0:38:10 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Wed May 9 14:06:03 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Wed May 9 14:29:07 2007. |
Newyorker wrote: |
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-
year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted. "An ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are moving!" "Jason is on his skate board...." After a few moments he announced, " The Coopers are having sex!!" Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle." |
From: c4ramesh on Thu May 10 9:44:51 2007. |
From: Sudhaama on Thu May 10 12:39:21 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Fri May 11 22:58:14 2007. |
From: kb on Sat May 12 3:43:43 2007. |
c4ramesh wrote: |
Important Rules For Men
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other. |
From: c4ramesh on Sat May 12 23:20:15 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Mon May 14 0:18:19 2007. |
From: Newyorker on Tue May 15 11:55:14 2007. |
From: crazy on Tue May 15 11:59:37 2007. |
From: thamizhvaanan on Tue May 15 23:37:07 2007. |
From: crazy on Wed May 16 0:17:56 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Wed May 16 0:42:01 2007. |
thamizhvaanan wrote: |
Everyone turned and stared at the sardar's wife. The sardar's wife said, " Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch |
From: thamizhvaanan on Wed May 16 3:03:00 2007. |
From: Lambretta on Wed May 16 13:37:17 2007. |
c4ramesh wrote: |
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?" |
From: Querida on Wed May 16 13:52:31 2007. |
From: kb on Wed May 16 14:28:05 2007. |
thamizhvaanan wrote: |
Everyone turned and stared at the sardar's wife. The sardar's wife said, " Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch |
From: c4ramesh on Wed May 16 23:48:28 2007. |
thamizhvaanan wrote: |
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." |
From: c4ramesh on Wed May 16 23:49:42 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Wed May 16 23:50:47 2007. |
From: padmanabha on Thu May 17 11:15:33 2007. |
From: crazy on Thu May 17 14:25:24 2007. |
From: Wibha on Thu May 17 20:31:56 2007. |
From: Chappani on Fri May 18 10:39:03 2007. |
From: ajithfederer on Fri May 18 12:01:52 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Fri May 18 23:29:20 2007. |
From: thamizhvaanan on Fri May 18 23:34:34 2007. |
From: crazy on Sat May 19 1:31:12 2007. |
From: thamizhvaanan on Sat May 19 6:34:04 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Mon May 21 5:29:32 2007. |
thamizhvaanan wrote: |
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent." |
From: Newyorker on Mon May 21 14:25:02 2007. |
From: kb on Mon May 21 14:40:39 2007. |
From: crazy on Mon May 21 14:42:38 2007. |
From: thamiz on Mon May 21 18:46:06 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Mon May 21 22:27:57 2007. |
From: Querida on Tue May 22 15:12:19 2007. |
thamiz wrote: |
Check this out, folks! ![]() http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20070520.html I won the argument but it was a hollow victory! ![]() |
From: thamiz on Tue May 22 15:27:38 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Thu May 24 7:12:02 2007. |
From: seran on Thu May 24 7:46:26 2007. |
c4ramesh wrote: |
[tscii]Lessons in Logic
“Hard work never killed anybody” But why take the risk …………………………………………………………….. “Work fascinates me” I can look at it for hours …………………………………………………………….. |
From: padmanabha on Thu May 24 11:35:29 2007. |
From: Lambretta on Thu May 24 13:19:36 2007. |
c4ramesh wrote: |
I was born intelligent - education ruined me. |
From: c4ramesh on Fri May 25 6:39:41 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Fri May 25 6:41:37 2007. |
From: crazy on Fri May 25 11:53:07 2007. |
From: Braandan on Sat May 26 5:01:12 2007. |
From: c4ramesh on Thu May 31 9:24:06 2007. |
From: Shekhar on Mon Jun 4 0:19:08 2007. |
From: Roshan on Tue Jun 5 2:44:28 2007. |
Shekhar wrote: |
Q: Do Moderators of the Hub have good sense?
A: No. Because they allow too much goodsense in the hub!! ![]() ![]() |
From: goodsense on Tue Jun 5 10:41:23 2007. |
From: Braandan on Tue Jun 5 23:38:15 2007. |
Shekhar wrote: |
Q: Do Moderators of the Hub have good sense?
A: No. Because they allow too much goodsense in the hub!! ![]() ![]() |
From: goodsense on Fri Jun 8 1:54:54 2007. |
From: Chappani on Fri Jun 8 13:48:46 2007. |
From: Querida on Sun Jun 17 1:13:51 2007. |
From: dev on Sun Jun 17 22:17:32 2007. |
From: Shekhar on Mon Jun 18 0:41:50 2007. |
From: ajithfederer on Mon Jun 18 10:46:50 2007. |
From: Badri on Mon Jun 18 18:50:44 2007. |
From: madhu on Mon Jun 18 19:23:55 2007. |
From: Braandan on Mon Jun 18 21:57:34 2007. |
From: ajithfederer on Mon Jun 18 22:44:49 2007. |
Badri wrote: |
One young man went for an IAS Interview.
"When did India get independence?" He was asked. "The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied. "Who was responsible for our independence?" "There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied. "Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?" "Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied. The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions. When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Santa would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged. Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?" He replied, "The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947." Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?" He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another". The interviewer was incensed. "Hey! Are you mad or what?" He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report |
From: ajaybaskar on Thu Jun 21 4:08:11 2007. |
From: ajaybaskar on Thu Jun 21 4:09:28 2007. |
From: ajaybaskar on Thu Jun 21 4:10:25 2007. |
From: littlemaster1982 on Thu Jun 21 16:03:52 2007. |
madhu wrote: |
arshu..
what happ to that interview post ? it should go upto the selection ! isnt it ? some years back we used this one to annoy our friends who got selected for wipro, TCS etc. t |
Wibha wrote: |
anna i no only upto this part ![]() i never knew that it went upto selection ![]() |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
Wibha,
Even I felt that the post is not complete ![]() |
From: Wibha on Thu Jun 21 16:12:47 2007. |
From: NOV on Sat Jun 23 0:05:05 2007. |
From: crazy on Sat Jun 23 2:52:22 2007. |
From: thamiz on Mon Jun 25 18:04:34 2007. |
From: Querida on Mon Jun 25 19:02:09 2007. |
From: NOV on Mon Jun 25 20:50:02 2007. |
From: madhu on Mon Jun 25 21:00:16 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
At Thiruvannaamalai Senthil was praying before Lord Siva.
Senthil: pillayarappa, ellOrayum kaappaththu. Gounds: ulle irukkura deivam yaarunu theryumaa? Senthil: theriyumE. pillayaarappa. Gounds: mokka thalaiyaa! ullE irukkuradhu sivan. sivan kOyilla vandhu pillaiyaara koopiduriyE? Senthil: adhaan annE. sivan yaaru? pillaiyaarukku appaa illaiyaa? adhaan pillaiyaarappaa! |
From: NOV on Tue Jun 26 10:53:19 2007. |
From: littlemaster1982 on Tue Jun 26 12:43:16 2007. |
From: aanaa on Tue Jun 26 13:54:00 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Jun 27 22:27:19 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Jun 27 22:31:41 2007. |
From: Querida on Thu Jun 28 1:32:27 2007. |
From: Querida on Thu Jun 28 1:35:25 2007. |
From: Yathu on Fri Jun 29 7:35:56 2007. |
From: madhu on Mon Jul 9 21:20:56 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Jul 18 2:15:35 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Jul 18 2:18:00 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Jul 18 2:23:14 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Jul 18 2:25:29 2007. |
From: NOV on Wed Jul 18 2:45:14 2007. |
From: sgokulprathap on Wed Jul 18 3:20:36 2007. |
From: sgokulprathap on Wed Jul 18 3:39:36 2007. |
From: sudha india on Wed Jul 18 5:36:50 2007. |
From: sgokulprathap on Mon Jul 23 2:57:04 2007. |
From: smith1 on Fri Jul 27 7:23:51 2007. |
From: Meera-ssg on Fri Jul 27 12:50:40 2007. |
From: P_R on Fri Jul 27 12:52:09 2007. |
smith1 wrote: |
When he went to open the shop on the 4th day, he found 12 software engineers waiting for a haircut. |
From: Braandan on Mon Jul 30 6:07:21 2007. |
From: smith1 on Mon Jul 30 8:34:27 2007. |
From: Madh@va on Mon Jul 30 23:12:05 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Jul 31 4:16:03 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Jul 31 4:17:24 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Jul 31 4:23:28 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Jul 31 4:24:50 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Jul 31 4:27:51 2007. |
From: Madh@va on Tue Jul 31 4:29:23 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Jul 31 4:29:58 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Jul 31 4:31:41 2007. |
Madh@va wrote: |
NOV, ithu yellam ungal sontha anubavamo? ![]() |
From: NOV on Tue Jul 31 4:34:51 2007. |
From: Madh@va on Tue Jul 31 4:37:11 2007. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Tue Jul 31 5:08:25 2007. |
Braandan wrote: |
Spelling Information
"Hello, Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you." "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor." |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Tue Jul 31 5:11:48 2007. |
Madh@va wrote: |
[tscii]Two Southern ladies, Maribelle and AnneMarie, were sitting on the porch drinking mint juleps. They have the following conversation, best imagined with an upscale Southern drawl:
Maribelle: AnneMarie, do you see this huge diamond ring? AnneMarie: Yes. Maribelle: My husband bought this for me. AnneMarie: Isn’t that special. Maribelle: Do you see that Jaguar in the parking lot? AnneMarie: Yes. Maribelle: My husband bought that for me. AnneMarie: Isn’t that special. Maribelle: And you know that mansion I live in? AnneMarie: Yes. Maribelle: My husband bought that for me. AnneMarie: Isn’t that special. Maribelle: What did your husband buy for you, AnneMarie? AnneMarie: My husband sent me to finishing school. That’s where I learned to say, “Isn’t that special” instead of “f*** y**.” |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Tue Jul 31 5:12:47 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
RAC Motoring Services
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling inAustralia ?" Operator: " Doesn't the product give you a clue?" |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Tue Jul 31 5:13:47 2007. |
From: sgokulprathap on Tue Jul 31 5:46:05 2007. |
From: Madh@va on Wed Aug 1 5:53:57 2007. |
From: Nerd on Wed Aug 1 12:31:12 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?". |
From: Braandan on Thu Aug 2 3:55:18 2007. |
Nerd wrote: | ||
<<Dig>> You can actually do that with the new MAC OS (Leopard is the name). It has a time machine which will allow you to travel back in time and see how your folders were on that particular day. And you can retrieve the deleted files as well ![]() |
From: Braandan on Sun Aug 5 5:25:14 2007. |
From: crazy on Sun Aug 5 6:50:01 2007. |
From: madhu on Sun Aug 5 7:36:19 2007. |
Braandan wrote: |
Lottery Winner
-------------- A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.' |
From: dev on Sun Aug 5 8:52:27 2007. |
Braandan wrote: |
Lottery Winner
-------------- A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.' |
From: NOV on Sun Aug 5 9:21:59 2007. |
Quote: |
A man runs home yelling to his wife: Pack your bags honey, I just won the $10 million lottery!
Wife:Do I pack for the beach or the mountains? The husband replies: Who cares, just pack and get lost! |
From: Madh@va on Sun Aug 5 22:59:18 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
original joke has the man winning the lottery ... ![]() the one who changed the story forgot to change the "honey" which is used by men. ![]() |
From: NOV on Mon Aug 6 3:00:44 2007. |
Madh@va wrote: |
NOV, neenga innum maraveyillai!! ![]() |
From: NOV on Mon Aug 6 3:01:21 2007. |
Quote: |
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. |
Quote: |
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends." |
Quote: |
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. |
From: NOV on Mon Aug 6 3:03:11 2007. |
From: Madh@va on Mon Aug 6 3:41:10 2007. |
NOV wrote: | ||
but neenga? ![]() |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Mon Aug 6 4:41:37 2007. |
dev wrote: | ||
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From: sgokulprathap on Mon Aug 6 4:48:38 2007. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Mon Aug 6 4:49:33 2007. |
From: sgokulprathap on Mon Aug 6 5:30:32 2007. |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
![]() ![]() WHY DONT U EXPLAIN ME and th en laugh ![]() |
From: rami on Mon Aug 6 6:18:04 2007. |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
![]() ![]() WHY DONT U EXPLAIN ME and th en laugh ![]() |
From: sgokulprathap on Mon Aug 6 6:20:08 2007. |
rami wrote: | ||
Read the last line as told by a frustated Wife.. U'll get it |
From: rami on Mon Aug 6 6:20:11 2007. |
From: rami on Mon Aug 6 6:20:38 2007. |
sgokulprathap wrote: | ||||
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From: Shakthiprabha. on Mon Aug 6 7:11:03 2007. |
From: rami on Mon Aug 6 7:12:57 2007. |
From: sgokulprathap on Mon Aug 6 7:21:42 2007. |
rami wrote: |
The joke was OK .. But the way u ![]() ![]() |
From: rami on Mon Aug 6 7:25:06 2007. |
sgokulprathap wrote: | ||
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From: Madh@va on Tue Aug 7 1:44:59 2007. |
From: dev on Tue Aug 7 2:11:41 2007. |
Madh@va wrote: |
After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded
the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home. As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a 6 ft 3" black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled, "HIJACK!" Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen. And two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another voice answered from the back of the plane: "HI JOHN!" The moral of the story is: If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's sake don't ever call him in the plane. Otherwise you may land yourself in deep ****. |
From: crazy on Tue Aug 7 5:17:46 2007. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Tue Aug 7 11:10:49 2007. |
From: Madh@va on Tue Aug 7 22:41:01 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Aug 7 23:37:54 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Aug 7 23:38:32 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Aug 7 23:39:37 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Aug 7 23:41:28 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Aug 7 23:42:37 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Aug 7 23:44:25 2007. |
From: NOV on Tue Aug 7 23:45:30 2007. |
From: mgb on Wed Aug 8 0:34:21 2007. |
From: dev on Wed Aug 8 2:05:43 2007. |
mgb wrote: |
Will you give me a ring for your marriage ?
Sure.. what is your number ? |
From: Madh@va on Wed Aug 8 2:30:04 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
That night, the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and shallot cream sauce. |
From: crazy on Wed Aug 8 2:34:54 2007. |
From: dev on Wed Aug 8 3:06:51 2007. |
From: crazy on Wed Aug 8 3:08:52 2007. |
From: Braandan on Thu Aug 9 2:28:19 2007. |
dev wrote: | ||
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From: dev on Thu Aug 9 8:13:38 2007. |
Braandan wrote: | ||||
ithu romba pazhaya joke aache, dev |
From: rocketboy on Thu Aug 9 11:51:52 2007. |
From: app_engine on Thu Aug 9 13:30:56 2007. |
NOV wrote: | ||
original joke has the man winning the lottery ... ![]() the one who changed the story forgot to change the "honey" which is used by men. ![]()
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From: Shakthiprabha. on Fri Aug 10 8:13:41 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells: "PIG"!!
The man immediately leans out his window and replies with "B-----!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he slams into a pig in the middle of the road. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Fri Aug 10 8:18:36 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
Do you love me?
Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear. sarkkarai pongal |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Fri Aug 10 8:19:49 2007. |
rocketboy wrote: |
Hypothetical situation where 20 executives board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft.
Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse. One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed.Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight, he replies: "If it's the same software that runs my company's IT systems, this plane won't even take off." This is called Confidence in your own product |
From: swathy on Mon Aug 13 1:49:51 2007. |
From: crazy on Mon Aug 13 1:53:10 2007. |
swathy wrote: |
http://thatstamil.oneindia.in/specials/cinema/specials/vijay_070812.html
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From: Lambretta on Wed Aug 15 14:27:09 2007. |
dev wrote: | ||||||
I guess old or new doesn't matter for a joke... ![]() |
From: app_engine on Wed Aug 15 21:07:00 2007. |
From: Madh@va on Thu Aug 16 3:24:23 2007. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Thu Aug 16 10:34:30 2007. |
From: crazy on Thu Aug 16 14:06:11 2007. |
Madh@va wrote: |
Frustrated the man replied, "put the cat on the phone I am lost and require the directions." |
From: app_engine on Thu Aug 16 21:57:15 2007. |
From: dev on Thu Aug 16 22:40:52 2007. |
Lambretta wrote: | ||||||||
Seri appidina ehtavathu 70s kaalathi jokes-a yaaravathu post pannunga....! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Fri Aug 17 12:12:10 2007. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Fri Aug 17 12:13:35 2007. |
From: crazy on Fri Aug 17 13:03:16 2007. |
From: app_engine on Fri Aug 24 15:31:11 2007. |
From: crazy on Sat Aug 25 2:47:17 2007. |
From: Meera-ssg on Sun Aug 26 1:39:01 2007. |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
Boy : Suit bada acha pehna hai
Girl:Thanx Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai hai G:Thanx B:make up bhi bahut acha kia hai G:Thanx "bhaiya" B:fir bhi sundar nahi lag ri ho. ![]() |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Sun Aug 26 11:58:29 2007. |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
Boy : Suit bada acha pehna hai
Girl:Thanx Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai hai G:Thanx B:make up bhi bahut acha kia hai G:Thanx "bhaiya" B:fir bhi sundar nahi lag ri ho. ![]() |
From: crazy on Sun Aug 26 12:44:03 2007. |
From: Madh@va on Mon Aug 27 21:33:22 2007. |
From: Madh@va on Mon Aug 27 22:51:02 2007. |
From: Madh@va on Tue Aug 28 21:03:31 2007. |
From: app_engine on Tue Aug 28 23:03:23 2007. |
From: Madh@va on Tue Aug 28 23:37:36 2007. |
From: Lambretta on Sat Sep 1 15:00:04 2007. |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" |
From: NOV on Sun Sep 2 21:35:17 2007. |
From: swathy on Thu Sep 6 2:20:07 2007. |
From: crazy on Thu Sep 6 14:07:12 2007. |
From: NOV on Thu Sep 6 21:20:54 2007. |
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From: NOV on Thu Sep 6 21:24:06 2007. |
From: dev on Thu Sep 6 21:31:47 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
Priya: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Deva: Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. |
From: NOV on Thu Sep 6 21:35:00 2007. |
From: NOV on Thu Sep 6 21:39:57 2007. |
From: NOV on Thu Sep 6 21:42:11 2007. |
From: dev on Thu Sep 6 22:47:54 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
Wife says:
"When I'm gone you'll never find another woman like me". Husband replied: "What makes you think I'd want another woman like you!" |
From: app_engine on Fri Sep 7 9:33:02 2007. |
From: NOV on Fri Sep 7 10:02:50 2007. |
From: crazy on Fri Sep 7 12:28:33 2007. |
From: Querida on Fri Sep 7 12:37:39 2007. |
Quote: |
Wife says:
"When I'm gone you'll never find another woman like me". Husband replied: "What makes you think I'd want another woman like you!" |
From: app_engine on Fri Sep 7 14:52:45 2007. |
From: Querida on Fri Sep 7 23:23:08 2007. |
From: Wibha on Fri Sep 7 23:38:44 2007. |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Sat Sep 8 0:26:55 2007. |
swathy wrote: |
[tscii]Server Bole tho!!! J
First year was the most hectic year in my engineering academic life. On one side I was about to leave Physics and Chemistry forever and on other side I was about to join the geek world. Scene: First year computer practical exam. Venue: Computer Lab Time: The worst possible time...Around 12 o’clock. The last day of my first year exams and the biggest mountain is still not conquered - “Computer Practical”. The only thing I learned in last one year is to differentiate between a CPU and a monitor. This is the only true knowledge I have about this subject. Let me look at the search and sort program again. Scanf then printf….Oops…printf then scanf… # include iostream.h…#include conio.h…clrscr() Oh...God...I wish that share folder still exists… I hope the netsend command still works. God...Help me… main ()…curly brackets open…. Oops !! There he is, the most brilliant student of our class XXX , the one who asked doubt to our Mechanical faculty on the first day itself. A tough question “Sir, is it possible to store data on WordStar instead of Access “. Ghosh!!! What’s WordStar?? What’s Access?? I am going to fail. He looks too cool. Boy…5 more minutes left... C came after B…now we have C++ and VC++…C was discovered/invented (not sure) by Dennis Richie…. I can hear one of the gal asking xxx “What’s ANSI C ?” Oops...I don’t know even that...Probably discovered by Ancy… so C was discovered by both Dennis and Ancy… might be husband - wife. Here comes the lab assistant. “Guys get in!!!” So at last the time has come. Utmost one more supplementary. Huh!!! Karthik …you have been through these situations now and then … bravo...Come on!!!! I entered the lab with shaking hands...legs…entire body... Oh that’s my system!!!! It’s still vacant…my shared drives…. Ha ha ha ...great “Hey…take this system…sit according to your roll number” (In came the voice of lab assistant) What the…*%$ is it….? Hey even this system is far from the faculty’s desk. This is great. “Now !! turn over the sheet of paper on your desk, you have to complete the task in 3 hours. First write down the algorithm and then start doing the program.” So...This is it… Come on…let’s see what’s in there…. Write a program to sort N natural numbers in ascending order and then perform search operation. (PS: Use Bubble sort and binary search). Nice question the one I have mugged up. Take this Compy – Dompy… #include iostream.h…#include conio.h..main()…. Its’ over and still plenty of time left. Let me see what others are doing. Oh !! God they all are gone. Was this paper that easy!! “are you finished with the work?” “Yes Mam” “OK !! show me the output” “Here it is...” ...Ctrl+F9 “Okay..that looks okay..it could have been better…you should add comments where ever possible…”…bla bla bla..and one more bla…. Oh !!! she is gone….hmmm..she will never get satisfied…anyways..It’s over… I started going towards the door “ where r u going? Come over here. You still have VIVA left.” Huh !!! Not again !!! “Please sit “ “Thank you “ “Okay !! Tell me..What is a computer” ‘A computer is an electronic device…….tttttrrrrrrrrrrppppppp”.. I am the best..I am the best..I am the best.. Yah I am best “What r macros?” ‘Sorry’ Did she hear me saying I am the best… “What r libraries” ‘Pardon’ “What are command line arguments?” ‘Don’t know’ “What are inbuilt functions?” ‘Can u please repeat the question……’ Are these questions from Computer Science!!!! Huh !!! “Okay one last question…Show me where is the server in our lab” Hmmm….Server is something big…yah it’s very big….bigger than CPU and monitor…now I have to find where it is….hmmm… not that…that’s a switch board…not even that...that’s AC….hmmmm…which one is the server…..Oopps…that’s her again… “Hey !!! Stop revolving in your chair and tell me..Which is the server?” Hey that looks like a server…. ’There it is’.…(pointing hand towards the UPS, but the faculty thought I was pointing towards the system..kept on the table ) “Good…Why didn’t you tell me earlier if you knew that? Actually no one answered it correctly...Good keep it up” “Thank you mam..thanks a lot…” Yahoooo…..last ball..sixer..yipeeee…………………. From then on I never looked back, within hours I became the hero of the class. People started coming to me with their doubts. I cleared all their doubts. Even that svelte gal came and asked “What’s ANSI C ?”. Till date she thinks Richie and Ancy are husband and wife ![]() |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Sat Sep 8 0:28:36 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
Prabhu Ram: Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
app_engine: He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT' |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Sat Sep 8 0:30:45 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the Senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.
He asked "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?" The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window. "Can you see the river?" "Yes" "Can you see the bridge over it?" "Of course", said the minister. "10 per cent", said the senator smugly. Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house, the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc. "How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in RS?', he asked. The minister called him to the window. "See the river over there?" "Sure", cried the senator. "Can you see the bridge over it?" The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said - "No, I don't see any bridge." "100 percent", said the minister!! |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Sat Sep 8 0:33:45 2007. |
app_engine wrote: |
F1 - ஒரு பாட்டுப்பாடேன் F2 - சினிமா பாட்டா, கர்நாடக சங்கீதமா? F1 - சினிமாப்பாட்டே பாடேன் F2 - காதல் பாட்டா, தத்துவமா? .... ... ... இப்படி பதில் கேள்வி கேட்டுக்கிட்டே இருப்பார்... F1 (பொறுமை இழந்து) - உன்னைப்பாடக்கேட்டேனே, என் புத்தியை செருப்பால் அடிக்கணும்... F2 - என் செருப்பாலயா, உன் செருப்பாலயா? |
From: crazy on Sat Sep 8 3:09:37 2007. |
Shakthiprabha wrote: | ||
I genuinely tried visualising a pic for this joke too. ![]() Even then it failed to tickle me. |
From: NOV on Sat Sep 8 8:20:30 2007. |
Shakthiprabha wrote: |
(ithula personalised touch vera, including hubber names ![]() |
From: Shakthiprabha. on Sat Sep 8 8:57:45 2007. |
From: app_engine on Sat Sep 8 21:40:48 2007. |
From: crazy on Sun Sep 9 8:16:26 2007. |
app_engine wrote: |
That is, only with the picture. When I narrated later -on many occasions to many different people, I looked like a clown as it didn't arouse even a smile![]() |
From: NOV on Tue Sep 11 21:53:11 2007. |
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From: Querida on Tue Sep 11 23:18:10 2007. |
From: rocketboy on Wed Sep 12 8:50:50 2007. |
From: chevy on Wed Sep 12 12:47:07 2007. |
Querida wrote: |
(p.s. the names are a courtesy of mine...this is because of all the boos and finger wagging i got for posting the original hair colour of the joke characters in previous jokes ![]() |
From: chevy on Wed Sep 12 12:47:44 2007. |
rocketboy wrote: |
A man goes to a human organs transplantation company and asks the person in charge,
"Whats the cost for a brain transplant?" "10000$ for a female brain and 5000$ for a male brain " "Why such a disparity ? " "The female brain is seldom used . Isn't it?" |
From: chevy on Wed Sep 12 14:07:34 2007. |
nms wrote: |
A man, his wife, and their eight children were waiting at a bus stop. Not long after, a blind man joins the group.
The bus arrives. The blind man and the husband are forced to walk because there's just no more room on the bus. As they walk together, the tapping of the blind man's cane starts to irritate the other man. Finally, the man says, 'You know, that's pretty irritating. Why don't you put a rubber on the end of that stick?' The blind man retorts: 'If you'd put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd both be on that bus.' |
From: chevy on Wed Sep 12 14:15:54 2007. |
Shakthiprabha wrote: | ||
![]() (ithula personalised touch vera, including hubber names ![]() |
From: chevy on Wed Sep 12 14:19:11 2007. |
Madh@va wrote: |
After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded
the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home. As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a 6 ft 3" black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled, "HIJACK!" Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen. And two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another voice answered from the back of the plane: "HI JOHN!" The moral of the story is: If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's sake don't ever call him in the plane. Otherwise you may land yourself in deep ****. |
From: aanaa on Wed Sep 12 17:00:02 2007. |
From: Madh@va on Thu Sep 13 4:57:19 2007. |
From: chevy on Thu Sep 13 5:12:18 2007. |
Roshan wrote: | ||
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From: chevy on Thu Sep 13 5:14:20 2007. |
goodsense wrote: |
I shall play the piper and you shall dance to my tune every where I go. Carry on. |
From: chevy on Thu Sep 13 5:15:29 2007. |
kb wrote: |
i heard this in asatha povathu yaaru.. in a temple
boy: pillaiyaar maama naa ninachathellam nalla padiya nadakanum.. poosari: abishtu ennada pillaiyaara maamanu koopidra ![]() boy: enga pakkathu veetla irrukira ponnu pillaiyaarappa-nu koopidra ![]() ![]() |
From: chevy on Thu Sep 13 5:24:56 2007. |
Lambretta wrote: |
There were 11 people - ten men and one woman - hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.
They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping. |
From: chevy on Thu Sep 13 5:26:01 2007. |
Querida wrote: |
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln
"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy and I bet he was glad to get rid of it." - Groucho Marx "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx "A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults." -Louis Nizer (1902 - 1994) 1994) "I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill "I've just learned about his illness; let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner) "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." - Jack E. Leonard "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." - Robert Redford "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." - Thomas Brackett Reed "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" Mark Twain "A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity." - Mark Twain "I didn't attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."- Mark Twain "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde "He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends."- Oscar Wilde "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts--for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) |
From: crazy on Thu Sep 13 11:04:27 2007. |
Madh@va wrote: |
BRILLIANT answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!!
Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the sticky tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring 3. God made my Mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother & not some other Mum? 1. We're related 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mums like me. What kind of little girl was your mum? 1. My mum has always been my mum and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3. They say she used to be nice. What did mum need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? Why did your Mum marry your dad? 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mum eats a lot. 2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 3. My grandma says that Mum didn't have her thinking cap on. Who's the boss at your house? 1. Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a clot. 2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. 3. I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. What's the difference between mums & dads? 1. Mums work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work. 2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. 3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 4. Mums have magic; they make you feel better without medicine. What does your mum do in her spare time? 1. Mothers don't do spare time. 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. What would it take to make your mum perfect? 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. 2. Diet. You know her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. If you could change one thing about your Mum, what would it be? 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 2. I'd make my Mum smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. |
From: aanaa on Thu Sep 13 11:20:25 2007. |
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From: dev on Tue Sep 18 7:27:40 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
fed up of the world?
tired of living? here's two great methods to end the misery... choose one! The fast and easy way: Get a long rope and tie it around your neck. The slow and torturous way: Get a short rope and tie it around the neck of a woman. The choice is yours. |
From: crazy on Tue Sep 18 14:06:15 2007. |
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From: Lambretta on Wed Sep 19 7:58:06 2007. |
From: Lambretta on Wed Sep 19 7:58:43 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
Three couples went to a resturant. The men wanted to compliment the women with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first guy. "Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second. "Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third. |
From: Lambretta on Wed Sep 19 8:46:30 2007. |
chevy wrote: |
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA .. lambu anna .. this is the best one ever |
From: NOV on Thu Sep 20 4:41:33 2007. |
From: Lambretta on Thu Sep 20 5:10:36 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at
the Sardar "Just where the hell are you from?" The Sardar smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, " You tell me, you're the expert ." |
From: crazy on Thu Sep 20 13:19:07 2007. |
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From: rachel on Fri Sep 21 23:01:18 2007. |
killua wrote: |
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper." "What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now." |
From: crazy on Sat Sep 22 3:00:16 2007. |
From: rachel on Sat Sep 22 23:19:42 2007. |
Lambretta wrote: | ||
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From: Lambretta on Mon Sep 24 13:48:45 2007. |
rachel wrote: | ||||
that's not funny ![]() |
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From: crazy on Wed Sep 26 13:55:37 2007. |
killua wrote: |
True some of them are vetti, but i am thinking "could it be true?" ![]() |
From: mgb on Thu Sep 27 7:24:57 2007. |
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From: Madh@va on Wed Oct 31 3:09:51 2007. |
From: crazy on Wed Oct 31 14:34:01 2007. |
Madh@va wrote: |
Nalaiku Naama 2perum KLCC mela yeri nipoma... naa 1 2 3 sonnathum Ninge first kuthikenum ... apparam ninge 1 2 3 sonnathum naa kuthipen .. sariyaa??? |
From: Lambretta on Thu Nov 1 13:59:17 2007. |
crazy wrote: | ||
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From: c4ramesh on Sun Nov 11 0:12:11 2007. |
NOV wrote: |
Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not true! My dad says we are descendants of Apes! Teacher: We are not talking about your family! |
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From: dinesh13284 on Wed Nov 14 8:05:20 2007. |
c4ramesh wrote: |
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.
"Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house. "Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?" "My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money." |