TWO .....LINERS......For Laughs

Topic started by Alpha-Romeo (@ on Thu Feb 19 02:54:29 EST 2004.
All times in EST +10:30 for IST.

These are entries to a Washington Post
competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only sl.ept with you, because I was pis.sed.

Of loving beauty you float with grace,

If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and h.ot.

This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet emb.race,

But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, your eyes;

D.amn, I'm good at telling such lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,

Marrying you really scr.ewed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming!

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to h.ell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime


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